JD "I Swear I'm Not Weird" Vance would really love for everyone to move on from his anti-women statements, particularly when he framed a certain voting demographic as "childless cat ladies."
There's also a nice crossover between the childless cat ladies and the "postmenopausal females" Vance described on a recently unearthed podcast. According to Vladimir Futon, the wimminfolk who are no longer fertile are only good enough to babysit their grandchildren because there's no other use for them in modern society.
While the Trump-Vance campaign continues to struggle as Vice President Kamala Harris and Gov. Tim Walz (D-MN) are outpacing them in all national polls. No slam on Coach Tim, but's not really hard to beat a popularity rating that started with a negative sign in front of it and has only gotten more negative.
The Trump campaign is doing so badly that they've resorted to rehiring some of the same people who helped him lose in 2020. Also back is former 2016 Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski, who's another example of the worst people that Trump refers to as "the best people."
There must've been a quick meeting to figure out how to counter the whole "cat ladies" controversy, and they somehow came up with the idea that JD "Vladimir Futon" Vance should bring his 8-month-old German Shepherd to a campaign event in Milwaukee.
Donald Trump famously hates dogs, which people usually tweet about any time Trump has to be around a dog.
Also, President Joe Biden has two German Shepherds, so maybe they were trying to compete with those optics? Except President Biden didn't name either of his dogs after an Ayn Rand book.
It only served to make Adolf Sitler look even more inept and Nazi-ish.
The cat and dog ladies are united, and we've got JD Vance by the collar.