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[WATCH] Ted Nugent’s New ‘Show’ Should Come With a Dose of Pencillin

[WATCH] Ted Nugent’s New ‘Show’ Should Come With a Dose of Pencillin

I’m sure I don’t have to tell you how gross Ted Nugent is, right?

Of course, there’s plenty of other gross stuff about Nugent to talk about, because he has his own basement show now too, just like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz and Steve Bannon. Nugent isn’t an expert about anything except how to avoid serving in Vietnam, writing unlistenable music, and engaging in statutory rape under the guise of “what happens on the tour bus stays on the tour bus” circa 1973. Somehow Nugent has decided he can tell people what to think about politics, when he should stay in his treehouse duck blind and shoot all of those scary animals on his property like rabbits and squirrels.

MUSKEGON, MI – OCTOBER 17: Ted Nugent performs at a campaign event for Donald Trump on October 17, 2020 in Muskegon, Michigan. (Photo by Rey Del Rio/Getty Images)

Instead, Nugent, who recently resigned from the board of the NRA after 26 years because they weren’t radical enough for his loincloth anymore or whatever, said this garbled mess of a word salad about the assault weapon favored by mass shooters in America, because Nugent thinks it’s fine that nineteen kids and two teachers were left unrecognizable after being shot with an AR-15, which was easily obtained by a teenage boy:

They’re not assault weapons. No one is using an assault weapon in any crime.

AR-15s are not assault rifles. Assault isn’t hardware. Assault is an action. An assault is what humans do, not what hardware does. And when they call them assault weapons — AK-47s, AK-47s. Let’s talk about that for a moment, shall we? No AK-47 has ever been used in a crime in the United States Of America. ‘Well, that’s ridiculous. They’re everywhere.’ No, they’re not. An AK-47 is a Kalashnikov machine gun. ‘What about the Hollywood bank robbery?’ That was an SKS that was illegally altered to fire full auto. The mere possession of it, the possession of the firing pin, the possession of the trigger was a felony.

That’s how a lunatic with a death jones speaks about the mass murder of children. I cannot anymore with the gun lunacy. Also, Ted Nugent is still behaving like he’s on a tour of the state fair circuit with 3rd-tier groupies waiting for him by the funnel cake machine.

Ted Nugent, walking MAGA STD. Someone get the penicillin (and the truth), stat.


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