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[WATCH] MyPillow CEO Lindell Lashes Out At Critics, Promises ‘Beautiful New Inauguration’

If the major networks and social media platforms won’t let Mike Lindell continue to spread the Big Lie about the 2020 Presidential Election, you can be sure Steve Bannon will. The MyPillow CEO apparently has an open door invitation to beam down to appear on “Real America’s Voice” whenever the voices tell him to. Lindell had used his most recent appearance to try to get ahead of the interview footage he did with Jordan Klepper of The Daily Show, so you can guess how this follow-up went.

Lindell seems to be very worried about a forthcoming hit piece he claims The Washington Post is about to publish, and since getting ahead of The Daily Show went so well for him, he decided to flip the MyPillow to the uncool side and try it with the Post as well.

WASHINGTON, DC – JANUARY 15: My Pillow CEO Michael Lindell is seen outside the door of the West Wing at the White House on Friday, Jan 15, 2021 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Jabin Botsford/The Washington Post via Getty Images)

“The Washington Post is coming out with a hit piece,” Lindell told Bannon. “Since we announced the cyber symposium with all the packet captures that we’re going to reveal for the whole election — 37 terabytes of packet captures.”

According to Lindell, the Post “is going to say that what I have is hogwash.” SAY NOT SO, Mike! The same paper that broke Watergate is going to call your “37 terabytes of packet captures” is “hogwash”? Maybe it’s because “37 terabytes of packet captures” sounds like “1.21 GIGAWATTS” from “Back to the Future”?

Qaptain Qoo-Qoo Bananas continued: “Every cyber expert in the country is going to say it’s over, everybody!” he continued. “Once we have the symposium, Donald Trump will be back in, we’ll have to have a new inauguration. It’s going to be beautiful.”

Lindell projected all over Bannon, insisting that the Washington Post was releasing the report because they are “scared” of him.

“They’re scared,” he said. “It’s actually a good thing.”

Ok, Qrackers. Try not to get too many tears on MyPillow when that never happens. In the meantime, here’s all of the Qrazy in one place.



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