When it was announced that Stephanie Grisham was writing a tell-all book, many in Trump world were nervous. And after many of the anecdotes have come out, it seems they were right to be worried.
The stories from the former press secretary are not bad in a way that paints Trump like a criminal, though. It’s just that many of the stories are completely humiliating. During a recent show, Jimmy Kimmel couldn’t help but delight in Trump’s embarrassment.
“Turns out this Trump character’s a real nut,” Kimmel began. “First of all, he cuts his own hair with a giant pair of scissors… Let’s just run through. Grisham says that during the G-20 summit in 2019, Trump told Vladimir Putin before their meeting, ‘OK, I’m going to act a little tougher with you for a few minutes. But it’s for the cameras, and after they leave we’ll talk. You understand.’ This is not something a president says to another world leader—especially Vladimir Putin. This is something Hulk Hogan would say to Andre the Giant before WrestleMania.”
Funniest to the late night host, though, was the tale about how Stormy Daniels described Trump’s penis. Kimmel ended, [Trump allegedly] called [Grisham] from Air Force One specifically to let her know his penis was not small or toadstool-shaped—which is basically confirmation that his penis is small and toadstool-shaped.”
Watch a clip of the segment below:
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Todd Neikirk is a New Jersey-based politics and technology writer. His work has been featured in psfk.com, foxsports.com, and PoliticusUSA. An avid pet lover, he has been known to contribute to Pet Lifestyles Magazine. He enjoys sports, politics, technology, and spending time at the shore with his family.