The least popular Vice Presidential candidate in history has provided the world with yet more proof he has no people skills whatsoever.
Eyeliner aficionado JD "Vladimir Futon" Vance stopped by an empty donut shop in Valdosta, Georgia, during their slow time and proceeded to have one of the most awkward human interactions ever captured on video.
The instantly viral clip shows Vance, who's apparently never eaten a donut despite looking as if the Pillsbury Dough Boy worked at Hot Topic, trying to "make conversation" with the employees.
Vance approaches one of the employees at the donut shop and says, "I'm JD Vance. I'm running for vice president," to which the unimpressed employee responds, "Okay."
Vance then tries to make small talk with the employees while ordering donuts which just results in a case of what we'll call Cruller Cringe.
“We’re gonna do two dozen. Just a random assortment of stuff here,” he smarms while looking at the donuts in the display cases.
“Everything. A lot of glazed here. Sprinkle stuff. A lot of cinnamon rolls. Just whatever makes sense,” Vance said.
Just whatever makes sense. Isn't that how everyone orders their donuts?
The highlight comes when one of the employees at the donut shop tells the camera crew that she does not want to be filmed.
Instead of "removing her" from the footage, the Trump campaign sort of blurred her in other--but not all--other clips.
Also, it was so glaring that the Trump-Vance campaign didn't do any recon on the donut shop to make sure there were actual customers in there, which is also fully on brand.
Conversely, Coach Tim Walz, who exceeds Vanilla Cream Vance in every conceivable way, made all of non-Nebraskan Twitter want to try something called a Runza.