While speaking to voters in Latrobe, Pennsylvania on Saturday, Donald Trump opened with a story about the size of Arnold Palmer's penis.
There are plenty of topics for Trump or Kamala Harris to discuss when trying to woo voters. Yesterday, the Republican candidate chose to talk about Palmer, who was born in Pennsylvania. Trump, who is quite weird, decided to focus on the golfer's genitalia.
The Republican began, "You know, I’ve been here before and I’ve told the story before. Not in this kind of detail. Because, you know, you have these teleprompters, if I would read it off a teleprompter, it wouldn’t be so good. Right? And it would be a lot shorter. It wouldn’t be as good. And I didn’t want to do that."
With no one capable of stopping him, Trump continued his story, "But Arnold Palmer was all man. And I say that at all due respect to women. And I love women. But this guy, this guy. This is a guy that was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it. But when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there. They said, ‘oh my God. That’s unbelievable."
Trump closed the story by saying, "I had to tell you the shower part of it, because it’s, It’s true. What can I tell ya? We want to be honest. We want to be up front. It’s true."