Donald Trump's staffers are scrambling to compete with the Kamala Harris-Tim Walz "campaign of joy," according to a new report by The Guardian.
After seeing VP Harris surge in popularity, Trump's petulance finally got the best of him. He staged a "news conference" on Thursday that helped the Harris/Walz campaign even more after being fully fact-checked by Lawrence O'Donnell and the presidential ticket's amazing digi staff.
Meanwhile, Trump's bodyguard stooge Steven "Oddball" Cheung just calls the Vice President of the United States "Kamabla" in childish tweets.
According to the Guardian, Trump's staff knows they can't match the energy and enthusiasm the Harris/Walz ticket is bringing. There's no joy in MAGAville, Lil' Trumpy has struck out.
Aside from acting like weird bullies stalking Air Force 2 to try to intimidate the Vice President, the floundering Trump campaign's only other tactic is to cast the Harris campaign as the most "radical leftist" political ticket of all time.
They're also still trying to make that "Border Czar" title stick to Kamala Harris, which isn't working because there's no such title. Also, the Harris/Walz campaign hit back about the border already, so there goes that strategery.
Trump's attacks on Walz's military history also are falling flat, because Walz is actually awesome, while Cadet Bone Spurs never served and JD "Vladimir Futon" Vance had a cushy desk job in an air-conditioned office the whole six months he was deployed.
Things won't be getting better for the Trump campaign as he heads into the fall with a packed court calendar.