WATCH/COMMENTARY: JD Vance Is Already Freaking Out Over Tim Walz

Extremely popular Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has been tapped as Vice President Kamala Harris's running mate, which has his extremely unpopular opponent JD "Hillbilly Effigy" Vance shaking in his couch cushions.

Walz had already been on the offense against the Trump/Vance ticket as a surrogate for the Harris campaign, and it was his remark calling Donald Trump "weird" that catapulted him over the other contenders in the Veepstakes. 

Walz vilified Vance during an appearance on "Morning Joe" by blasting JD's fake small-town boy persona.

"People like JD Vance know nothing about small-town America," Walz said. "My town had 400 people in it, 24 kids in my graduating class — 12 were cousins." Calling both Trump and Vance "robber barons," Walz went on to tell Vladimir Futon to take several seats.

"He gets it all wrong," Walz continued. "It's not about hate … the golden rule there is mind your own damn business."

The enthusiasm for Walz was all over social media on Tuesday, which had to make JD's eyeliner run with so many salty MAGA tears. Vance decided to be in Philadelphia on the same day as the brand new Harris/Walz ticket is being introduced, sad!

When asked about his new opponent, vainglorious Vance gave a typically terrible Trumpian response.

Yeah, it's "radical" to pick a nice white guy from Minnesota who loves feeding kids and going on rides at the state fair with his daughter. I mean, look at how subversive our insta-Uncle Tim is.

The accolades for Walz continued to roll in on Tuesday along with the Vance mockery.

JD doesn't have gd chance against Tim Walz and all of MAGA knows it.