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Twitter Destroys Marco Rubio Over Bible Quote

Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) and his affinity for posting quotes from the Bible to Twitter never fail to serve as perpetual fodder for internet mockery.

And frankly, it gets better with time.

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On Saturday morning, Rubio, a conservative with a uniquely poor sense of self-awareness, tweeted a scripture verse about healing, which was an interesting choice, given his vote against President Joe Biden’s COVID-19 financial relief bill last weekend.

“Come, let us return to the LORD, For it is he who has torn, but he will heal us; he has struck down, but he will bind our wounds. He will revive us after two days; on the third day he will raise us up, to live in his presence. Hosea 6:1-2,” wrote Rubio.

He never learns:

About time someone asked this:

Well?

This is obviously a rhetorical question:

The Twitterverse was locked and loaded with biblical rebuttals too:

‘Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.’ Matthew 7:15

 

Those are certainly all words:

‘There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.’ Ezekiel 23:20

This one is especially pointed:

‘On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?’ And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’’ Matthew 7:21-23

Rubio is unlikely to read the room, though:

‘Come. Lets us rejoice in the resign of your choice. You can resign from bed, or resign from your shed.’ Resignicus 2:15

“As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.” – Proverbs 26:11

Ouch:

‘Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.’ Matthew 6:1

Memo to the MAGA folks who profess to be Christian (@marcorubio included): ‘No one who practices deceit shall dwell in my house; no one who utters lies shall continue before my eyes.’ Psalm 101:7



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