Trump Rejects Fox News Debate, Brags That He Won First Matchup With Harris

In a cowardly move, Donald Trump has decided to turn down another debate with Kamala Harris. 

At this point in the game, Trump's handlers are avoiding having him do anything other than rallies, terrified that he'll again embarrass himself and the party. The Republican had a disastrous first debate with Harris and his team is attempting to prevent that from happening again. Fox News extended an invitation for a second debate and the former President has turned it down. 

Still, Trump knows that this makes him look bad and he has to convince himself that he is doing the right thing. He attempted to do so in a statement only his twisted mind could come up with. It read:

I WON THE LAST TWO DEBATES, ONE WITH CROOKED JOE, THE OTHER WITH LYIN’ KAMALA. I ACCEPTED THE FOX-NEWS INVITATION TO DEBATE KAMALA ON SEPTEMBER 4TH, BUT SHE TURNED IT DOWN. JD VANCE EASILY WON HIS DEBATE WITH TAMPON TIM WALZ, WHO CALLED HIMSELF A KNUCKLEHEAD! I AM ALSO LEADING IN THE POLLS, WITH THE LEAD GETTING BIGGER BY THE DAY – AND LEADING IN ALL SWING STATES. THE FIRST THING A PRIZEFIGHTER DOES WHEN HE LOSES A FIGHT IS SAY THAT HE “DEMANDS A REMATCH.” IT IS VERY LATE IN THE PROCESS, VOTING HAS ALREADY BEGUN – THERE WILL BE NO REMATCH! BESIDES, KAMALA STATED CLEARLY, YESTERDAY, THAT SHE WOULD NOT DO ANYTHING DIFFERENT THAN JOE BIDEN, SO THERE IS NOTHING TO DEBATE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! DONALD J. TRUMP."