Trump Has Designed New Cards for His Supporters To Carry (They Have To Pay For Them, Of Course)
If Donald Trump wants to run for president again in 2024, and all indications are that he does, he’s going to have to raise a lot of money. His first idea was to hold a speaking tour with former Fox News host Bill O’Reilly. But very few people seem interested in attending.
So the next bright fundraising idea from Team Trump is selling supporters cards. These cards are meant to identify the strongest fans of the former president. And all supporters have to do is get one is make a donation.
A fundraising email sent to supporters read, “the card you select will be carried by Patriots all around the Country. They will be a sign of your dedicated support to our movement to SAVE AMERICA, and I’m putting my full trust in you.”
The message continued, “We recently met with the President in his Florida office and showed him four designs. Originally we were planning on releasing just one design, but when President Trump saw the cards on his desk, he said, ‘These are BEAUTIFUL. We should let the American People decide – they ALWAYS know best!'”
Why anyone would want to spend money on something like this is one question. One may also wonder why anyone would ever have to pull out their Trump card to prove their support for the former president.