Explore the dark side of justice! Discover unsettling tales where revenge takes unconventional forms, pushing boundaries and challenging our understanding of human retaliation. Brace yourself for stories that defy norms and redefine the limits of payback.
1. Best Revenge Plan
A school bully repeatedly knocked a binder from my best friend's hands every single day while we walked down the hall of the school.
Now we were in high school back in the pre-Columbine era, so people didn't freak out as often when kids did messed up things.
I convinced my friend to stick tacks through an entire side of his binder, turning it into an extremely dangerous spiked weapon and just hold on extra tight while waiting for the bully to come do his thing.
The kid lacerated his hand pretty badly. After he slammed his hand down into it my friend held on and yanked back. He didn't try that again.
ddollas
2. A Smelly Surprise
When my younger brother was about 3, my father had to look after him for the day. The plan was that he, after asking his boss, would take him to work for the day. It was office work, and he was friendly with his boss, so my mum assumed it was no big deal.
My father, however, didn't want a toddler distracting him all day, so he left him in the car with the radio on and a carton of apple juice.
(This is Britain, so it wouldn't overheat, but either way he was being an arse.) At the end of the day, he returned back to his car to drive home, expecting a sleeping toddler who wouldn't tell his mother a thing.
Instead, upon his return, he found his son jumping up and down on the front seats to the radio on full blast, naked and laughing, slipping around and covered in crap.
He had soiled himself, removed his nappy his fecal matter EVERYWHERE. Crap was smeared all over the driver's seat, the windscreen, the steering wheel, the satnav, the driver's window, and even hand-printed on the ceiling.
Our dad didn't even know that toddlers could even produce this vast amount of turd. The only car seat that was completely untouched was his own.
[deleted]
3. Busted
One time when I worked in a small video store as an assistant manager there was this one customer who was being a real jerk to the point where I got fed up with his crap and threw him out.
He had been a dirtbag to every single other employee in the store, including our boss. He was just a mouthy harrassing jerk (it would take way too long to go into the details).
Anyway, I saw him in a little strip mall nearby one time and he was bragging to some guys about how he was cheating on his worker's compensation.
Then he pulls out this wad of cash and waves it under their noses like a Japanese fan.
"I got all this freaking free money from lying about my injured hand!"
What a jerk. Anyway, if you go into the blue pages of the phone book you'll find this listing in all capital letters that says;
WORKERS COMPENSATION FRAUD HOTLINE -and take a wild guess what video stores keep in their records? Full name, home address, and phone #.
Not only did I turn this guy in but was also able to provide great detail as to exactly how he was faking his injury as he explained it to his two friends.
Patches67
4. Deserved
At an all-male military boarding school during high school, there was this HUGE douche in my hall. We took his Febreze bottle and filled it with urine.
Then, he took said bottle and sprayed his pillow, his wall locker, and the opposite corner. So he gets back, he smells the urine and immediately grabs his Febreze and douses EVERYTHING. Screw off, Donovan. Screw off!
NeverNudeDumplingCo
5. Getting The Money Back
I used to live in a very small town, like 250-300 people. We had no stores, gas stations, etc. One day a local guy decided to open up a little store that sold the basics like groceries and rented movies.
He hired a few of us high school kids to work the store and promised us $50 a week for the summer to be paid at the end of the summer.
We agreed and started working. We gave up summer stocking shelves, cleaning the bathroom, lawn care, and whatever else. Well, the end of the summer comes around.
It's our last day of work, and he comes by with our paychecks. They were $50 paychecks. For each of us. For the whole summer.
Needless to say, we weren't too happy, but his words were "What the hell are you gonna do about it? Drop the key off at my house since you won't need it anymore".
We came up with a plan to pay this douchebag back. Before locking up the store for the last time, we left a window unlocked. We dropped the key off at the house.
Around midnight, we were back at the store. Grabbed as much as we could, cigarettes, money from the register, and candy.
Probably about $1000 worth of stuff, locked the window, then left through the emergency exit that had no alarm. There were also no cameras of any kind.
The next day there were cops there. He accused all of us of doing it but had no proof. He ended up having to shut down the store a few months later because the town heard how he didn't pay us and stopped doing business there. I don't feel bad. He deserved it.
[deleted]
6. It’s Just A Prank!
My friend pulled a fairly innocent prank on me. To pay him back, as we got to a very busy airport to fly to Vegas I put a lead-lined bag (used to protect film going through the x-ray machine) in his carry-on.
They had to check his bag right there, in it I put an intimacy toy and a tube of lubricant.
A loose deck of naked men playing cards and dozens of extra small protection.
He of course looked horrified, pleading that it wasn't his, which it wasn't, but no one believed him. They put everything back laughing and he was allowed through.
PrinceHarming
7. Shocking Revenge
My girlfriend of 3 years whom I dated through high school broke up with me during my first semester of college. We went to different schools and I later learned she was hooking up with one of her guy friends there.
Anyway, when we both were on break she asked me to bring back all the stuff she had given me, (presents, sweatshirts, cards, etc) so I drove to her house with all the things we'd exchanged in the past 3 years.
Once I got to her house I saw that she had invited all her friends over and they were sitting with her along with her parents in the garage.
Anyway, I walked up with her stuff and exchanged, everyone there had that smirk on their face like they were laughing at me.
Anyway, as I give her back her things I say "If only I could give back your dignity". The look on her parents' faces was absolutely priceless, and I walked out of that lion's den with the biggest smile on my face.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmk
8. Evil Plans
My then-high-school-girlfriend was a total witch, and wanted me to abandon all of my friends, would always try to bring me down, etc.
When I got fed up, I broke up with her on picture day. She took them, but her mascara was everywhere.
Two days later, I told her that I was sorry, blah blah, and I wanted to get back together.
She liked having someone to walk on, so of course she said yes. I then broke up with her again on retake day. Freaking nailed it.
MaiLittIePwny
9. No Regrets
I had a loud apartment neighbor who was always causing problems. My wife got fed up one night when he and his drunk friends were wrestling in the parking lot while making a ton of noise and called the cops.
This was an angry drunk Mexican who decided to retaliate for the cops getting called by breaking my antenna off my car as soon as the cops left.
I fumed about the antenna for a week or so when he came back home drunk again at 6 AM again waking me up as he thundered up the stairs.
It wasn't till a couple of hours later we noticed he left his keys at the door of his apartment.
I snuck up the stairs and took his keys right out of the lock and chucked them in a ditch a block away.
The best part was hearing him storm around tearing his place up looking for them. You could hear the prick moving furniture and stuff.
His truck had two separate alarms and after he lost his remotes he had to replace both of them. I regret nothing at all about my actions.
snubber
10. I’m Not Helping You
My first high school boyfriend was not very good with grades so he asked me to make him a fake report so he could show his parents and not get into trouble.
He also cheated on me with my best friend and then dumped me.
He later promised to get back to me if I forged the report for him.
I agreed up until the day when we were meant to get our reports for school. I told him I didn't do it. He got bashed by his dad when he got home for the string of D's and F's.
laksalover
11. Free Money
I went to school with someone who was a real jerk. He bullied me a substantial amount and eventually, I got fed up with it.
One day when we were in the library, I saw him log on. As he went to access his emails, I snuck a look at the keyboard and noticed his password. Lo and behold, the idiot used his name and a number and that was it.
Queue creeper time. When I went home I had a quick look through his emails. I noticed a rather interesting discussion between himself and a friend of his.
To cut a long story short, his mother had convinced Centrelink (unemployment benefits in Australia, maybe elsewhere, I don't know) that he had a learning disability in order to claim more money.
I forward this email archive along with his password to Centrelink. They probably couldn't directly access his email account due to red tape, however, I think someone must have done it off the books.
A few weeks later at school, I heard that 'Bob's' family was getting taken to court and being forced to pay back all the excess money that was claimed under false circumstances.
I don't know how it ended up as I graduated before the case was settled but I know they had to pay back several thousand dollars at the least.
throwaway9132
12. Payback
When I was 7 or 8 I did a science project on the antibacterial efficacy of various soaps. Basically involved keeping hands dirty for a day, pressing grubby thumbs into petri dishes full of agar, then washing and doing the same again.
I'd take tracings of the cultures: bigger colonies were bad, smaller ones good. This ended up winning the county science fair for my grade in a large metropolitan area, so that was nice.
But before that, after I'd finished the experiments but before I'd discarded the dishes, I got into a dispute with my parents (don't remember what about). I thought, "I'll show them".
So I took the nastiest culture and swabbed it onto their bedroom doorknob. They both got sick as dogs and I had to take care of them for a couple of days. Served me right.
dlman
13. Such A Genius
Not a throwaway. I'm freaking proud of this one. 1. Next time you get smelly throw up drunk, throw up into a gallon freezer bag. 2. Put the bag of throw-up flat so it freezes in a solid sheet.
3. Wait till summer and said jerks leave their car window down just a crack to let the heat out.
4. Slide your beautiful puke sheet into the window crack.
5. Laugh for days knowing that person will never figure out how they got puke in their locked car, with just the window cracked.
[deleted]
14. I’m Not The Father
I was dating a girl about 8 years ago and she got pregnant. She miscarried about a month in and I decided that I wanted to get a vasectomy.
She and I split up and my next girlfriend and I were well into 3 years of dating when she got miraculously and surprisingly pregnant.
I knew the baby wasn't mine because I didn't go to "Filthy Pete's House of Vasectomy and Corner Substance Store" in Mexico to get the procedure done, so I was pretty safe in believing she cheated on me.
About 7 months into the pregnancy she started being an uber witch of the highest degree so we split up and she threatened to take me to court for child support.
I tell her she can try and after the baby is born, sure enough, I get a summons to court. I denied that the baby was mine and demanded a paternity test and while we both were waiting, I informed her about my vasectomy before we even met.
I gotta give it to her, she held on to the lie that it was my child til the very end. But you should have seen the look on her face in the courtroom when the judge read out that I wasn't the father.
ThrowawayNumber5ive
15. Sweet Revenge
About 4 years ago, I found out my husband of ten years was messing around with a girl he went to high school with. (It should be noted that they never dated because, according to him, she was too much of a witch not to mess with more than one dude at a time).
At this time, I was a full-time student and he was financially supporting us and our toddler. When I found out, I was furious, understandably.
He called me a psycho and decided he wanted to leave me for her.
So I quit school for a year, worked two jobs, paid for the divorce, and supported our child by myself.
I ended up supporting myself thru school, graduating with honors, landing my dream job, and generally kicking butt on my own.
He, on the other hand, has been cheated on several times, lives in a crappy trailer park with his crappy girlfriend, and generally is a loser. Technically not messed up revenge, just very very sweet.
betteroffthanyou
16. My Little Secret
My older brother (who was in high school and a foot and a half taller at the time) threw me into the ceiling and let me drop to the floor.
So for the next year or so, I would wait until he would leave the house, go into his closet, and ruthlessly pee in his shoes.
I didn't tell him for around 20 years, but when I did he said "You little bastard, I could never figure out why my feet always smelt so bad".
waxaholic
17. It’s Better If He Doesn’t Know
I live in a very small town so locking your car doors is not very common. One day my friend played a prank by putting dog crap under my car seat on a hot summer day so my car smelled terrible for a week.
At this time I was dating his sister and she would send me intimate pics. One day I showed him one of her faceless pics and he got excited and asked me to send it to him.
I figured he was going to wack off to it so I sent it to him and then told him a few weeks later who it was… 6 years later I'm engaged to his sister and we still have never talked about it.
It-wasnt-josh
18. Lesson Learned
When I was seven, the Monica Lewinsky scandal happened, and my name happens to be Monica. You can imagine what a bunch of immature kids liked to call me.
One girl who was several years older than me, whom I never talked to before, kept picking on me and calling me Monica Lewinsky.
I asked her to stop, and she didn't. Keep in mind that this girl was pretty big compared to me. One day, she was playing in this jungle gym in the shape of a fire engine and was trying to balance.
I took advantage of her vulnerability and started tickling her. When I noticed she didn't like being tickled and was losing her balance, I continued to tickle, which was probably my innocent way of being violent.
The girl eventually lost her balance, fell down, and broke her leg. When I saw her later on in a cast with crutches, she looked at me with this apologetic expression and never called me Monica Lewinsky again. She was afraid of me, a little seven-year-old girl.
ohappydagger
19. Don’t Wait For Me
I have one I'm about to do in a couple of days. See, my parents suck, I've been taking care of them for a while, while also going to school and whatnot, and still, they are trying to cheat me, pawn my things, etc.
But I've become fed up with them. I'm out of town at the moment, but when I get back, the next time they ask me to walk two miles to get them a pack of cigarettes, I will walk outside, around the house, and have a friend with a van come.
I will bring my pre-packed stuff out of the basement entrance, leave and stay at my friend's house for a few days until the day my train ticket is planned for.
I will then move 2000 miles across the country and live with another friend who just got me a job rendering them worthless jerks waiting for a pack of cigarettes for the rest of their sad lives.
JonWinstonCarl
20. She Deserved It
My last girlfriend cheated on me, and she and her roommate at the time had gotten to that point in their lease where they weren't super fond of each other and kept some distance.
Her roommate was smoking hot, kind of mean sometimes, and wasn't fond of my ex so I decided to make a move on her.
Best move ever. The look on my ex's face when her roommate walked me to the door in her underwear after the first night was priceless.
We proceeded to have hot, dirty, loud intimate sessions almost nightly for the next 8 weeks until their lease was up and for a while after that.
My ex even walked in on us in the living room once. Kinda petty, but oh man was it fun and there's no way I felt bad about it. Good times.
Disheremythrowaway
21. Don’t Mess With Kids
My so-called 'best friend' in primary school stole my shiny Pokemon cards. I was only 6 or so at the time, but that didn't stop me from being a sadistic little first grader and having older brothers... well, let's just say I knew how things worked.
Guess who found out the truth about Santa, the tooth fairy, AND the Power Rangers all at once. Don't mess with 6-year-old me.
rolloxan
22. Take This, Jerk!
I was at odds with this kid 2 years older than me in school, but I didn't want to tell the teachers or my parents, because I wanted to handle it myself.
Anyway, he wasn't hitting me or anything, he was just verbally messing with me during the day; but hey, I was fine with that, I had plenty of friends to chill out with and he was a lonely guy.
So we have to take a Physics exam, and we all have those Graphical Calculators.
You can write programs in them and Archive them so a RAM reset can't delete the programs, only a Defaults reset can.
Right before the exam, he came to me and told me to give him all the "cheat" programs I had. Well, what he did not know is that I prepared one with the wrong formulas for that jerk.
When I transferred the program over to his calculator, I had a huge smile on my face. He got a 6 for that exam, which is equivalent to an F. Sweet sweet revenge.
Yagamifyed
23. What’s Up With These People?
My neighbor knocked on my Dad's motorcycle and simply left it on the floor, it smashed a mirror and they didn't even leave their insurance details.
My Dad refused to call the police, saying they probably didn't notice, yet I saw them look at it and proceed to carry on with their usual lives.
This annoyed me so much, that I decided to call 20 taxis, 5 Chinese takeaways, and a stripper dressed as a policeman to their house all for 1 am in the morning. It was a really petty thing to do but we all do stupid things, right?
TomDunbar
24. A Sweet Surprise
My brother once stole my bag of Skittles and didn't admit to it. So I bought a bag and opened it carefully so that I could reseal it.
I took every skittle, except the green apple, out and replaced them with M&M's. The look on his face was priceless.
For clarification, there were M&M's AND green Skittles in the bag. And he ate by the handful. So, no. It would not be delicious.
MajoraThief
25. A Total Meanie
My sister used to beat me up, steal my birthday money, and call me names in front of all my friends and all the girls I liked.
When mom went shopping for Christmas, my sister would tell her to buy me these horrible clothes to make me look the part. Pretty much was just a total witch to me.
So every time I had to pee in the shower, I’d pee in her shampoo and body wash, all over her razor, body sponge thing, everything. Screw you, Vanessa.
emperor_friendzone
26. I Wouldn’t Eat That If I Was You
Didn't do this, but I witnessed it. I was at camp and there was this one really obnoxious kid who kept getting on everyone's nerves. He was a know-it-all and a tattle tale.
So one night we're in the bunk area and it's just me and this other guy that had the bunk across from me.
The little douche had left a giant bag of Twizzlers open on his bed that was still about 3/4 full.
The guy across from me noticed the Twizzlers, hopped down off his bunk, and said "Watch this".
He then proceeds to take every Twizzler and rub his “down there” with them. An hour later, when the kid came back I had to leave because I couldn't hold in my laughter at the sight of that little bastard eating his Twizzlers.
[deleted]
27. A Weird Taste
I was living with a guy at University who kept taking my food without even asking, and never paid me back. I woke up, wanting to eat some cornflakes before my long day at uni, but all my milk was gone.
That was the last straw. So I went to the local shop, got two pints of milk, and proceeded to mix it with… “certain substances,” on the same night.
I went to sleep and woke up to find that most of the milk was gone, with a note saying "I'll pay you back, it tasted a bit off."
Xanforth
28. Have Fun Smoking Those
A friend of mine stink-palmed me at a party. My hand stank of his butt something wicked! Later on that night after washing my hands, I stole his pack of cigarettes, took them to the bathroom, and wiped each one all over my privates.
I watched him smoke every one of them through the night whilst the rest of my mates and I called him ‘bad breath' and other such insults. A proud day.
[deleted]
29. No Remorse
I had a guy steal $300 bucks from me online via a freelancing site. I paid him for work he never did. But I made him pay instead.
Long story short, I found out where he lived via a fake freelancing job and asked to "send a check because I'm old and don't know the intarweb".
I found his telephone number and called it. A young lady answered and I asked for Scumbag Freelancer. She said he wasn't home. Verified!
I found a company online that breeds cockroaches. I called and ordered 100. The operator asked if I wanted them pregnant or sterile.
I said PREGNANT! My order was shipped, I opened the box and dumped the 100 prego roaches into a post office box, and sealed that quickly.
Mailed it to Scumbag Freelancer so he could open that in his house… then I called him from a pay phone and asked him how his roaches were. He began to cuss me out...I told him "Don't mess with me" and hung up.
Roach_motel
30. My House Is Gone
This one time I had just gotten a house outside Atlanta, I was so pleased with it as it was the first time I'd had a proper place to live, mostly sleeping at work.
We're a delivery company and I don't get on that well with most of my colleagues, I try but they just don't like me.
Anyway, one of them burnt down my house when he left his cigar on the floor, the worst part is that no one cared, not even my best friend Hermes. I got him back though, I soaked him with my ink pouch before escaping.
DrJFZoidberg
31. She Can Find Her Way Home
My ex would continually beg for money and do nothing but yell at me and do substances. One day I decided I had just gotten sick of her crap.
I came home from a very long day at work and noticed she had taken my Civic (a very heavily modded 94 coupe) and had gone somewhere with her friends.
She forgot that I had a Karr tracking system on the car and could locate it anywhere within a few meters. I found my car in downtown Seattle and had my buddy drive me there.
I had a spare key and alarm fob, so I threw her spare clothes and purse in the dirty parking lot, drove home, and blocked her number before she could even call me.
I even moved later that week (had been planning to for a while before this incident anyway) so I disappeared without a trace. I used to get threatening messages from her brother for about a month afterward.
p0wderedt0astman
32. Multiple Revenge Plans
Two things I can remember doing in college to get back at a dirtbag roommate. 1- I pissed in a bottle of his liquor one weekend while he was away.
The next week we were out drinking and he left with this girl about an hour before closing time. When a couple of friends and I got back to the house, he and his lady friend greeted us in some bathrobes.
They were drinking from the same bottle I pissed in a few days before. How I held a straight face, I'll never know. 2- this one is a double and was on the same guy as before.
A friend and I put cigarette ashes in his coffee grinds and an assortment of tuna and salmon in his heater vents in his car and under his seats.
Spark3s
33. Make Them Regret
Not really on the "messed up" level but it still makes me giggle. I was cocktailing at a super busy microbrewery that was across the parking lot from a big movie theater, some stupid Twilight or Harry Potter movie came out that night so we got slammed late and it was only me working.
These 2 guys (just turned 21) sat at one of my tables and ran up an $80 bill drinking Long Islands. I overheard them talking about what movie they wanted to see so I knew that's where they were headed.
Fast forward to 30 minutes later, they skipped out on the entire bill and left me a folded-up $5 bill in the book when it should have been closer to $100.
So I told the bartender, who is 6'5 and 250 pounds and intimidating as hell... let him know the 2 scumbags were going to a movie.
He ran across the parking lot and ended up catching them in line, shook them down for all of the money they had in their pockets and told them never to come back again. I guess the one guy was crying. It was awesome.
kaps84
34. Get Paid Back
One day while I was out for a run some jerk threw a water bottle at me from a moving car. The bottle hit me in the head and freaking hurt like a boss (it was full).
It so happens I finished my run and stopped by a coffee place and saw the jerk’s car. I had to deuce, and so a plan was hatched.
I saved my last wipe and proceeded to his car and wiped a fair amount of crap on every door handle and lock. I wish I had stayed around to see his reaction. Ya. Screw that guy.
[deleted]
35. Screw ‘em All
My best friend from high school and I went to college together and were roommates. I met a girl, we fell in love, dated her for 3 years, and almost married her. When I came back from a soccer game early, I found my best friend being intimate with her.
There was lots of drama, fighting, and things were getting real. Screw 'em all. I moved to another dorm and tried to calm down. Fast forward, I graduated and got a job.
5 years passed by. I was still in town, so my best friend and I met up and apologized all around. We started hanging out.
I then found out they have a 2-year-old.
He started mentioning how much the kid didn’t look like him. I decided to make a fake DNA clinic envelope. The next time I was over, I dropped the envelope under the couch.
We stopped hanging out, saying I just got busy at work. Six months later, I heard they were separated and might get a divorce. Screw 'em all.
Fuckity9000
36. Easy Solving
I was driving on Port St Lucie Blvd and this truck was tailgating me like I've never seen. I really thought he was going to hit me. I pulled over to let him pass, and he got in front of me and started hitting his brakes.
I pulled into a convenience store to get away, and he got out. I'm a big guy, but this dude looked like a real bear, towering over me.
As soon as I sensed he was going to swing on me after I asked what his problem was, I gave him a quick jab to the throat and watched all 400+ lbs barrel into the ground. I quickly ran back to my car and sped away before he got up and ate me.
Pile_Of_Pineals
37. Never Touch My Stuff Again
A couple of years ago whenever I went out with my friends I'd noticed anytime I'd put down my cigarettes a couple would go missing.
So I decided to half un-pack one, put some gunpowder in it (not enough to hurt anyone), and then re-pack it. I left my pack out for bait and just played the waiting game.
Later that night I got to watch it blow up in one of my buddy's faces.
The pure look of shock and his almost peeing himself is one of my favorite memories. Also, no one stole my smokes after that.
beardythegreat
38. Just A Mistake
I'm in the Royal Air Force and in basic training I began seeing a girl for a while, and then she cheated on me. Unfortunately, we were to be on the same 18-month trade training course, but I got over it, sort of.
About a year into trade training, we were both pretty drunk and she took me back to her room. One thing led to another and I was doing her pretty well, at least pretty well for me anyway, but she seemed to be really enjoying it.
Then, in a moment of clarity, I thought "What the hell are you doing, Ben?" So as she was sounding like she was about to finish, I stopped, looked her in the eye, and said "I'm not drunk enough to be with someone like you."
I put my clothes back on and walked out, she was sobbing as I left. A few weeks later she failed an exam and was removed from the course, never saw her again.
dthrow9
39. Maybe He Didn’t Deserve It
I am queer, when I was younger and more flamboyant (my mask is really good now since this cruel world is not very kind to us) I was picked on a lot, and I got my butt kicked one day at school. It was Friday.
That night I go to the jerk's house with my little red wagon and 2 bags of cement. I proceeded to mix it in the wagon and smear it all over his bike (he said it was worth a lot).
Did the same to his dad's car (Porsche) covering the wheels, brakes, exhaust, the rad, and all over the windows. Then with the remaining cement, I blocked the doors to the house.
Turned out the family had gone to their cottage that weekend, on Monday walking to school I saw the fire department breaking down the doors and later that day I saw how upset the kid was. I still feel bad about it today 9 years later.
jerik22
40. Have Fun With That
I lived in a house with a bunch of people, including a biology student who really didn't get on with this one girl. She ended up being responsible for his $1000 laptop getting stolen.
She knew the guy who took it but wasn't willing to do anything to help him get it back or compensate him for the loss. In retaliation, he stole a nice culture of E. Coli from his labs and spread it over a load of her food.
JimJonesIII
41. Possessive Woman
This is stupid and juvenile, but I was once friends with a guy whose girlfriend was incredibly insecure and deeply jealous, to the point of demanding that he not hang out with me and other people with whom he'd been friends for years, long before she was in the picture.
(Newsflash: everyone should know that you can like a guy and appreciate his sense of humor without wanting to get into his pants.)
Finally, I got fed up and started feeding her insecurities, flirting with her boyfriend at parties, dropping hints that we'd been intimate in the past - really catty stuff.
It made her absolutely insane to the point that she wanted to control every move he made, know where he was at all times, and so on.
He finally realized how miserable his life had become because of her control issues and broke it off. Sadly, we kind of all drifted apart over time, but I still think I did him a favor.
Obliosmom
42. How Dare You?
This banquet venue screwed up my wife's wedding shower. Held it in a smaller room even though they said they wouldn't. They booked a larger group for the room she wanted and didn't bother to call her.
Screwed up the meals, charged her mother for more than they said they would, etc... So I wrote a letter saying we were unhappy and they wrote a letter back basically saying screw off.
So I bought a domain name one letter different than theirs and linked it to Lemon Party. That should teach them a lesson in customer service.
ccbinIN
43. Throwing Away Her Clothes
I dated this girl for around 3 years, and we had the most incredibly passionate yet toxic relationship. Toward the end, we did anything to hurt each other and were doing the off-again on-again thing.
At one point when we were on again she had asked to do some laundry at my house and brought over all her clothes, I'm talking everything, three laundry baskets, with the exception of the clothes she was wearing everything.
Now it's important to know that not only was she huge into trendy and fashionable clothes, but she also worked as a manager at a local thrift store in a swanky part of town where she would acquire her wardrobe.
So the next day she informs me she doesn't want to see me that night and that she is doing a booty call with this guy I hate. So I took all of her clothes and donated them to her thrift store, figured she could buy them back.
mairmere
44. A Peaceful Revenge Plan
I absolutely hate how disgusting people get toward each other this time of year, especially while driving. That's why I always keep a bottle of ketchup in the car.
If someone is really rude or mean to me, I wait for them to go in the store, and then cover all of their door handles with ketchup. It's just mean enough to piss them off, without causing any real damage.
Orijinal_Jamz
45. An Imaginary Disease
My friend's ex-girlfriend kept calling me to see where her ex was, and I was having a great day. I really didn't give a crap about her, and she was only interrupting my Internet surfing.
So, I texted her saying that her ex was in the hospital with... Drumroll, please... Terminal herpes. And yes, you read that right. Herpes is so bad that it will lead to death.
Doesn't exist, right? Stupid idea. What the hell was I thinking? She believed it. And then she told her mom about it. And her mom believed it. LOL.
And the stupid girl was distraught, for like, seven hours. To this day, it's probably the prank I'm most proud of. How could a girl be that stupid?
Sephistrife