Oftentimes we are wronged and we seek vengeance. These people not only claimed their pound of flesh but they claimed that revenge in the most gratifying and satisfying way. Read through as you learn how vengeful people from all across the world really are.
1. He got what he deserved
I made my old boss think I gave him an incurable disease. I worked in a crappy factory for a while, and my boss was so mean. He was also untouchable due to his uncle owning the company. He would come down to the floor while we were on our break to check our work and he would use my gloves to do it.
This was annoying because they had made us buy our own gloves and I bought really nice comfy ones. I thought his use of my gloves was extremely nasty(it was the middle of summer) and asked him to stop, he just shrugged.
It happened about 3 times and finally, I got an idea.
I grabbed an old pair of gloves, a poison ivy leaf, and a hammer. I put the poison ivy in a glove and pounded away. I kept the gloves in a bag in my lunchbox till I went to lunch. Sure enough left the poison gloves out and he used them. I came back and sure enough, he used them.
Two hours later he came out to my machine, itching like crazy and red bumps all over his hands. He came right up to me and said, “Let me see your hands!”
I showed him my hands, he showed me his. "You didn't use my gloves did you, I got some terrible rash on my hands from some girl at the strip club last week!" No words, no looks, he just left. He left work and went to the doctor.
[deleted]
2. Mean girls
Some years ago I lived next door to a horrible, feral family in Sydney that made everyone else around them miserable with theft and damage and threats of violence. This was in a row of what we call terrace housing here.
The houses were just down the street from a metro station and at 5 pm there would be a lot of people walking past. One afternoon I was standing on the verandah on the top floor eating an apple and watching the passing parade. Next door, two of the girls from the feral house were sitting on their front steps and one of them was eating an apple.
The neighborhood had a bad reputation and people were often wary.
A very timid-looking girl walked by carrying her briefcase and when she was a few meters past, the girl eating an apple threw it really hard and hit her in the middle of the shoulders. The poor thing screamed in terror and ran off down the street.
I looked at my half-finished apple and thought, what the hell, and threw it as hard as I could at the girl sitting on the steps. Got her right on top of her head and the apple just exploded.
I quickly jumped back so they couldn't see me and laughed my head off as quietly as possible while she and her sister totally freaked out about where that apple came from.
Chunkeeboi
3. Friendship betrayal
In high school, my best friend (friends since the 3rd grade) got intimate with my boyfriend of two years. I found out and stopped talking to her.
She then started dating this really hot guy who was a year older than us and I became his friend.
We turned into really good friends and after a year of her being with him and him being my new best friend, he finally admits he has feelings for me. He then dumps her and I get the satisfaction of watching her cry in the parking lot.
Best revenge ever I didn't even make an effort but he left her just because he liked me.
Worth17
4. No one steals from me!
I was living with a friend of mine and a girl I didn't know too well. We became friends and started hanging out a lot. I ended up getting into a car accident on the freeway and had to move home.
It took me a few days to get back to pack and when I did most of my stuff was missing. I was furious and upset about it. The girl told me that my friend had a few people over and that maybe they had taken the stuff.
I went to grab some boxes and pack some more while she was gone and went into her room to snoop and sure enough, this girl had taken over half my closet and hid it in her room, including my CDs, old antique perfume bottles my grandma had given me, down to socks and bras.
So anyway I was livid, packed all my stuff and took all my stuff out of her room that she was trying to steal and then I went back with some black garbage bags and took all of her clothes she had hanging up and anything else I could find. I took it all to BFE and lit it on fire.
She called me frantically and said she was missing all her stuff and I told her the people that took my stuff must have taken hers too. Once she knew she'd been caught she threatened me and told me she was going to call the cops. I told her to go ahead. ( They wouldn't have found anything anyway)
Udntsay
5. I stood up for myself
In fourth grade, I was really into paper plane making. I even bought this book of all the world records holding paper planes and would read it every day.
I had just moved to America and wore very tacky clothing so I was made fun of a lot. So one day I copied the design of the paper plane that had the record for the longest time in the air (13.2 seconds or something) and threw it around the playground.
It was in the air for 14 seconds! As I rushed to pick it up though, this 5th grader came out and stepped on it. I was a tiny brown kid and he was a big hockey-playing 5th grader but the anger took over me.
I punched him in the face, he bled and I ran away thinking I was in trouble. He never mentioned it to anyone though and was always nice to me throughout middle school and high school.
PopeBenedickt
6. I got the last laugh
My significant other decided to mess with my Facebook so I warned her, but she did it again. So I installed an invisible little prank program on her PC that farts and burps loudly every few seconds.
The cool part about it was that she couldn't stop it and she couldn't turn the sound off because the program would turn it up again before each burp/fart.
Her pc farted for 2 days before she begged me to stop it.
Roltrap
7. Who got the lice now?
In eighth grade, some girl spread a rumor that my best friend and I were dating and that I had contracted head lice from her. Coincidentally, the kids we babysat at the time had a bad case of lice.
In a moment of ingenuity, me and my friend swiped a few off their heads and put them in an envelope.
The next morning in the homeroom, we saw the girl asleep on her desk and dumped the lice on her head when no one was looking.
They made themselves at home and she had lice for a month. We had four lovely weeks of giggling uncontrollably every time we saw her hopelessly scratching her infested head during class.
Thatsbesidethepoint
8. Mushrooms everywhere
When I was in high school I had a friend who was a grade higher than me. We lived down the block from each other.
One day at school I saw him in the hallway and asked him a question about soccer, which we both played. He looked at me and said, "Do I know you?" and walked off. I blew it off.
I got home and went over to his house to talk to him about what had happened and he said, "Sorry but you are a junior and I am a Senior. I have standards." I hated him for this comment.
I spent a good two months hashing out my plan for revenge. I figured out that his mom and dad love their lawn and manicure it every two to three days. I found out about his only child's insecurity. He hated lawn work.
One Friday night I found a Jewish deli that made fresh dough for bagels. They throw out the rest of the dough from the bagels at the end of the night. At midnight, I grabbed a trash bag of this dough and headed to my "friends" house.
For the next 5 minutes, I threw little chunks of dough all over his lawn. This was in the full summer heat in the southern US. The next day when the sun rose, those little nuggets of dough started to rise like hybrid mushrooms all over his lawn and they stuck to the lawn like concrete.
His mother and father came out to go to work and were horrified. They blamed their son and his senior classmates for it and he spent the entire weekend scrapping that dough up.
Drew1111
9. A piece of chocolate
When I was 6 I lived in a street with six other kids that I became friends with. Every day we'll do our routine going-to-the-shop-to-buy-candies and whatnot. There was a huge kid called Charbs who was around 9 and used to bully us a lot.
We had to walk past his place on the way to the shop and he'd always ambush us on the way back, take our stuff, punch one or two of us in the gut, then eat our candy, etc in front of us. His parents were unbothered people who would say, "Hey, survival of the fittest" and just laugh.
One Easter my mother was making homemade chocolates and my friends were waiting for the epic deliciousness that is soft-centered chocolates to unfold when I had an idea.
I had a pet Husky called Wolfie. I stole a little molten chocolate, covered some bite-sized turds in it, let them set, and then wrapped them in colored cellophane.
We then paraded down the street and made as much noise as possible trying to lure out Charbs, he took the bait. We faked being upset and handed over our chocolates. He unwrapped the first one, at it whole, then stuffed a second one in his mouth and was making "mmmm yummy" gestures until he realized.
His face went from ecstasy to a shade of green I'd never seen before. He doubled over, hurled all over the place, and bawled his eyes out as we laughed and pointed.
I then kicked him and he didn't come out much after that.
Omegaweapon
10. An eye for an eye
The first time I ever got drunk, my neighbor was having a keg party and told me to come over. A bunch of my older brother's friends were there, and not really knowing anyone else, I was hanging out with them.
I asked the fateful question, "How do you know when you're drunk?" and this guy said, "When you can't feel your face anymore." Then he slapped me.
5 years later, I was at a party with a bunch of the same people. I walked up to the man who slapped me, wound up, and slapped him as hard as I could across his stupid bearded face.
The whole room went quiet, and I announced "5 years ago, at a keg party, you slapped me. Now we're even."
[deleted]
11. Toss it back
My little sister and I used to hang out with some rowdy kids when we were 7 and 9. An 11-year-old boy decided to throw a rock at my sister from across a major street and missed.
She calmly picked up the rock and tossed it back and it glanced off his head. My dad proceeded to try to give my sister a talking-to about throwing rocks, but he was beaming with pride.
Becausetheolympics
12. Jokes on you
I was walking home from school with my friend. A bunch of kids start following us, shouting things and throwing rocks for no apparent reason. The rocks would always miss because they were afraid to come close enough, so we ignored them.
Then one genius threw his school bag at us, so I calmly picked it up and carried on walking. When we passed a bus stop I deposited it on a bus that had stopped to pick up passengers. The driver didn't notice and drove off.
[deleted]
13. Don’t mess with my sister
When I was in 2nd grade, my sister was in 4th, and a group of three 4th graders followed my sister home from the bus stop calling her names and throwing pebbles at her. They stood outside my apartment and continued to call her names and we both went to confront them.
Now they both were throwing small rocks at us and I remember there were big rocks behind the apartment complex. So I ran back and grabbed the largest rock my tiny little arms could manage to throw. When those three bullies saw me round the corner they went dead silent.
Then the lead bully began to mock me, "You're not gonna do it you little shrimp." That gave me a drive. I was the type of kid that would accept any challenge (sometimes stupidly). I tossed the stone and knocked this kid right in his stupid mouth. His two friends had to drag him back to his house as he bled from his mouth.
I later found out I knocked some of his bottom teeth out and he apologized to my sister at school. I felt like the coolest 2nd grader in the whole school.
SilentWolfjh
14. Oops!
So I just found out that my ex-girlfriend was only in a relationship with me because she wanted a prom date. I really liked her so I dropped $240 on the night, tickets for us both, a tux, a nice corsage, and of course some alcohol.
Well after I found out that she had just used me to go, a mutual friend of ours showed me a conversation they'd been having. Something along the lines of how many guys she's hooking up with, how they are super hot, chiseled abs, and all.
I was pissed because she never once hooked up with me, and she wasn't even in a relationship with any of them.
A couple of months after all of this, that same friend showed me a text from my ex saying "Oh SNAP! I GOT BURNT".
Posted it on social media and tagged her in it.
Farrarzard
15. Grab a milkshake
My older brother and his friends were in high school and there was a mean girl that would come and steal his friend's milkshake every day at lunch. This had been going on for a while and it was pissing all of them off.
My brother came up with a way to get back at her. The next day would be like any other, his friend would get his lunch and milkshake but, they would cut up some ex-lax and stir it into the milkshake.
The next day rolls around and they proceed with the plan. The girl comes and takes the milkshake, laughing while she snatches his drink (and I think she calls him some rude name or something).
The joke was on her though, because she apparently didn't show up for school for the next 3 days.
ThrobinWigwams
16. A summer to remember
One summer I took an Algebra 2 class. During a break, a classmate and I played blackjack for cash. One day I was down about $20 bucks, and I paid up. The very next day we played again, but I won my money back and then some. My classmate wouldn't pay up. I was pissed, so I was plotting revenge.
I would always have a pack of gum on me and he would always ask for a piece. I went to the drugstore after class and I purchased a pack of Clorettes and a pack of Feen-a-Mint gum (laxative gum) because the packaging looked the same. I have no idea why that company invented a laxative gum, but I thank the Lord some crazy person did.
The next morning I walked into class snapping gum. Sure enough, he took the bait. He asked me for some gum, and I gave him two pieces. He chewed that gum for about an hour. That guy also stole a fruit pie from another kid's lunch bag right next to him while still chewing on that gum.
He spit out the gum, ripped open the fruit pie, and inhaled it. He leaped up from his seat like frogs in a dynamite pond and ran out of class never to return.
Andyomegacaesar
17. Karma handled this one
My best revenge wasn't even something I had to do to get back at someone. One of my ex-girlfriends broke up with me a few years ago. The reason she gave me was that I was unreliable, which didn't really make sense.
I found out about a month later that she broke up with me because she hooked up with her ex while we were together, and she felt horrible for doing it.
Fast forward another month, and the guy got her pregnant. None of her friends wanted to hang out with her anymore, because who wants to hang out with a pregnant 20-year-old?
The baby daddy didn’t want anything to do with her because she broke his heart a year before. Now she had nobody except the baby who looked just like her ex.
I'd say it was pretty good revenge, seeing as I could just sit back and laugh as this unfolded.
HxCop
18. The cat is out of the bag
The guy that I was friends with for a long time decided to start taking advantage of the fact that I was a nice guy. He would pick on me, we'd get to the point of butting heads, then he'd back off and we'd be cool again.
Whenever you start messing with a guy who knows everything about your life because you hang out with him a lot, you better prepare for trouble.
It kinda sucked when I told everyone his deep dark secret.
We both knew that he still had to wear diapers at night because of a medical condition he had. Just like that, I ruined his school year!
Pyistazty
19. My friend declared a tire war
My next-door neighbor and a good friend at the time got drunk and thought it would be funny to let the air out of my tire the night before a huge test. Woke up the next morning and had to change my tire in the dark, and ended up late to the test.
I had no idea my friend was to blame. He tells me months later and acts surprised that I was upset at something so funny (to him) . I took that information and sat on it for two years, where we were both in college and rooming together.
He had gone through two rear tires and one new rim on his newer car because of faulty parts and bad roads and had finally paid big bucks to have a new OEM rim and tire put on the car.
I knew that my time had come at last, with him being so confident that his tire would be full of air in the morning, and us living in an apartment complex with no air compressor (he had no spare).
I got in from work and he was already in bed, and I let every last pound per square inch of air out of that tire. The next day, I get to watch him seethe as I let him carpool with me to school, wondering what could have brought him such bad luck, while I'm smiling the whole way and telling him that it's funny.
Still has no idea it was me.
[deleted]
20. Mean customer tax
I work in a grocery store as a cashier in a small community. I deal with a lot of bad customer behavior you'd expect from the job, but this one regular customer was particularly rude towards me and another employee.
She generally buys lots of fresh produce, most of which needs to be weighed on the scale. For each item, I push down on the scale just enough to add a few cents to each item. So far I've probably cost her an extra $10 over a few months.
Sader56
21. Call me names and I will live up to them
My high school/college girlfriend broke up with me and started just telling everyone that I was all kinds of horrible things and just slandering me left and right. To the point where mutual friends would ask me about stuff and accuse me of things.
So I decided to live up to the new bad guy title she put on me and I posted an intimate picture of her to a website I knew a bunch of people we both knew went on.
She called me crying later that day apologizing left and right begging me to remove the picture, which I eventually did after making her suffer a little.
To-to-to-todayjunior
22. Hey there, baby mama
My "best friend" since kindergarten would always date the guys I liked. She even went as far as to be my "wing woman" when I didn't want her to be and made me look desperate while slowly winning over the guy.
There was one guy specifically that I had a major crush on who dated her and later confessed to a mutual friend after they broke up that he liked me from the beginning but didn't do anything about it because I was so standoffish.
(I was at the point that if she declared she had a similar interest in a guy I would just leave it alone and give up.)
I eventually got tired of this and decided I wouldn't let her put me down. I'm now in a very happy long-term relationship. She just recently discovered she's pregnant after the baby daddy cut off contact because she was cheating.
Oh_my_lordy
23. An affair with a public figure
Found out my then-wife was having an affair with a lawyer/politician. She was 32, he was 50. Being a politician, his home phone number is public. I calmly called his wife and told her that her husband was banging my wife.
Needless to say, she took him to the cleaners. The best part was he was steaming mad at me and said "You had no right to call my wife". I said, "I had every right, you politicians have public phone numbers".
Apparently, he didn't know that.
[deleted]
24. It’s like I trained for this day
For 5 years the bully of my grade passed around a rumor that I had had sexual relations with my younger brother. It followed me to 2 separate schools. It was a very dark time in my life.
Due to this, I didn't have a huge amount of friends, so I spent my spare time learning kendo, aikido, and lifting weights, not so typical 6th grader activities.
2 years later I ran into the guy at a monthly youth group event. I threw him through a coffee table and kicked his ribs in.
I was promptly removed from the youth group and never heard from the guy ever again.
GalacticUndead
25. Keys in a Box
I was moving out of my old apartment, but two of my roommates were staying. I was supposed to mail my key to the new girl but had been avoiding it because I still had a bunch of stuff there.
Anyway, it was the summer and she was 3 states away and had no need for the key but was being a little bratty about it and kept sending me nasty texts about how she HAD to have the key and I was being ridiculous.
So I went to Home Depot and bought a lot of duct tape. I put her precious key in a velvet box and I wrapped that up really well and continued this process for about 8 boxes. By the time I was done, it was in a box that could hold a microwave.
Anyway shipped it to her and never heard a peep from her again.
Gallonsofgourp
26. Apology unaccepted
I moved to a new city when I was in the 6th grade, and I didn't really know a lot of people, obviously. Well, this one kid named Jesse brought me into his group. He seemed cool, and I made a lot of new friends because of him.
One day out of fucking nowhere, he punches me in the face during lunch. I didn't do anything back because he was fairly bigger than me. He just got mad at me for no reason, I didn't do anything to him, ever.
He turned all my friends on me telling them that I say bad things behind their backs, which was false. I lost all my friends and was bullied every day at school which sent me into a deep depression, and I didn't deserve any of it.
All of middle school, and freshman year, I was tortured by him and didn't have many friends at all because of him. Well on the last day of freshman year, he told me that he found out it wasn't me who talked shit about him and that he was sorry.
I smiled, looked at him, and punched him in the face. I got one of his teeth literally stuck in my fist. I had such an adrenaline rush that I didn't even notice the pain. He fell to his knees as everyone around me just watched.
I took the opportunity to look like a total hero, and I walked through the crowd in the hall without looking back. It felt amazing.
Tpwpjun20
27. No one is going to save you now
Well, I was blindsided by this guy in high school and got kicked real bad. Before I could do anything about it, the teachers all came and broke that apart. It made me really sad because that guy could have tasted his own medicine. I just didn't see it coming.
For weeks I was thinking of getting the best revenge on him, and one night I finally knew what I should do.
I called my best friend who was a son of a local farmer and together with him and a tractor in the middle of the night, we took his brand new BMW.
We drove it at night through some fields and left his car in the middle of the soccer field at school. Then we set the car on fire.
[deleted]
28. I had to leave her with something
My ex-girlfriend cheated on me after 2 years and then left me the next day to go be with the "new guy". So I went to our joint bank account, took all the money "she" had (I left her $10 as a parting gift) and took my name off the account.
Then I had her take over the 6k in credit card debit because she was the primary account holder and she made the mistake of making me only a registered user.
I then made her pay for rent and all the utilities for the month by herself and made her clean the entire apartment when I moved out.
So I hope her new man has fun paying for my PS3, camera, phone, and living expenses.
ImMystikz
29. Note to you
I was sitting in my car and a guy parked beside me. He slams his door into the side of my car and just walks off without checking it. It wasn't a windy day and he had ample room to open it carefully.
I get out of my car to check and there's no dent strangely enough. However, I am still peeved. Instead of keying his car or defacing it to extremities, I get creative!
I like to keep packets of sauce like ketchup and mustard in my car and I even had toothpaste that day. I squeeze a load of toothpaste and ketchup onto a napkin and smear it on the underside of his car handle, packing the shiz out of that little crevice.
I write a small note and hide it under his wipers so he won't see it until he enters the car. The note just told him to be more careful of others' belongings.
Beeskneespleez
30. Trick or Threat
One of the last times I ever went trick-or-treating (age 14 maybe), my best friend and I were walking through the neighborhood and saw a couple of kids coming our way. One of them yelled out to us to stop. We did, and they came closer.
It was still very dark (no street lights in our burb)when they stopped us, and the other one announced that they wanted our candy, and they'd beat us if we didn't give it to them.
They came a bit closer still, and I think we all realized at the same moment that my friend and I (both about average size for 14 yo) were way bigger than these two little boys.
We took their candy, apparently, they had been at this game for a while because there was a lot.
[deleted]
31. Fake friends
My roommate has recently become a backstabber. She thinks she's being smart and posts bad things on Facebook about me, what she forgets is that my sister is also friends with her on Facebook, therefore she tells me all the bad things she posts about me.
Since my roommate and I were "close " she had given me her Facebook information.
First I changed her password then went full plunge and deactivated her account.
And the password I changed it to is something she will never figure out! Let's see where you will rant now.
[deleted]
32. You are going to sleep sometime
I was walking home alone and so drunk that I was going to stay wherever I stopped. There were a bunch of people hanging out on a front porch and as I walked past a half-full bottle of Pepsi whizzed by my head and skids on the road in front of me. I heard that group on the porch laughing uproariously.
My thoughts were "Gotta keep going or I'm going to fall" and "I work nights and you have to sleep sometime." Fast forward six days later at 4 a.m. on one of my nights off I took a huge dump on their porch right in front of their door.
Taint_me
33. You hit hard, I hit harder
When I was a kid, my friend's sister kept tripping me every time I’d walk by her. She was a few years older than me, and would always give this annoying laugh every time. After this happened a good four times, I saw her sitting there and knew it was coming.
I walked past her, pretending not to see her sitting there. She stuck her foot out as usual, only this time, I brought my foot down as hard as I could and stomped the living daylights out of her foot.
She never ever bothered me again.
pensaint11
34. Tuna everywhere
I had the worst roommates in my first dorm. One of the girls was really spoiled and just so mean. After dealing with her bullying for months I was slowly breaking. I was crying every day and just wanted to move out.
Anyway, the last straw was one night the girls I lived with decided to take all of the dirty dishes we had and put them on my bed along with all of the hair from our shower drains.
It was bad. I slept in my boyfriend's room that night and cried a lot. They were angry at me for not doing their dishes over the weekend.
I was able to move out 2 days later but not before I remembered that the girl who had made me the most miserable hated tuna. So I opened a bag of Tuna up and hid chunks of it all over our shared kitchen and all around her bedroom.
[deleted]
35. I am my brother’s protector
Someone punched my little brother.
I collared him, beat him up, stole his shoes and socks then dragged him into the middle of a thistle patch and left him.
Every time he managed to reach the edge, I pushed him back in.
You deserved it, Will.
SeaLeggs
36. Cheater never succeed
A girl was very obviously cheating off of me on an exam so I filled out my test with all of the wrong answers and made it pretty clear so that she could see them.
After she turned in her test while I "checked my answers", I erased the wrong ones and put in my own answers. She was quite surprised to receive a 0 on the final, whereas I got an A.
She failed the class.
Bechus
37. More tickets, please
I went to Mizzou in Columbia Missouri for a semester after transferring out from a community college. The same week I arrived my girlfriend left me for another dude. This guy was obsessed with cars.
One day I was walking by the parking lot and saw the dude who walks by and checks the meters.
"Hey man, that car belongs to the guy who basically stole my girlfriend from me, mind putting a few extra tickets on it?"
The man paused for a few seconds and then printed out five more.
Videogamezkillu
38. “It’s our food”
My ex-boyfriend used to always eat my food. As soon as the waiter would bring it out he'd say "Oh that looks good" and take a bite before I could even touch it. One night we were drunk and went to 7-11 on the way home.
He got one of those blueberry pies. We walked out and he opened it and I said, 'Let me have a little bite'. I shoved the entire thing into my mouth and he looked like he was going to cry.
Poniesftw
39. Super-cheap Landlord
My landlord was sued by a lady who slipped on ice because he never cleared the sidewalks, and then he became super-cheap. He raised everyone's rent, so I decided to move.
I was all cleared out by 1:00 p.m. on the last day of the lease, which said I had to be out by noon. Citing this, he kept my entire security deposit.
Six months later, in the middle of the night, I stopped by and turned on an outside faucet that drained into the off-limits basement he used as personal storage. Since he only came by every few weeks, I suspect that the water completely filled the basement before he found out.
[deleted]
40.Keep an eye on her
I told my ex's new hubby the real reason we split up was because she cheated on me with her boss. He had no idea.
Turns out the reason he was single was because his first wife had cheated on him.
He now follows my ex even to the restroom, checks her phone, and calls her all of the time when he's at the store, at work, or wherever.
He's making her life a living hell.
Jerky3321
41. Ropes to the rescue
I was in high school, it was grade eleven I do believe. There was this kid who’d always find me in the hallways and punch me. This continued for all of the first semester and I could never avoid him.
He’d always find me. I’d try to walk in groups of people I didn’t know but somehow he’d catch me when they walked away. He was devoted to doing this to me. I think he had mental issues. Finally one day I decided I was going to end it.
I stuffed rope into my backpack before school and when I saw him, I darted into the washroom. I knew he was going to follow me. I pulled the rope out of my backpack and when he entered the washroom, I jumped out of a stall, grabbed him, threw him in, and tied him to the toilet while holding him down with my knee.
I suffered a few ball punches in the process. Eventually, I had him tied; I unzipped my pants and began to pee. I’ve never been punched since then.
Thisstoryisfalse
42. FIRED!!!!
Working in a supermarket I used to fight with this produce guy. One day I mouth off and he throws a rotten tomato at me. Nailed me right in my white shirt(uniform) I had to work another 3 hours like that.
My manager points out that his boss' wife needs help taking her groceries to her car. I helped her and made apologies about my uniform and how it got that way.
2 weeks later, he no longer worked there.
Spike_Spiegel
43. My first-born son
This guy who used to be my best friend had an affair with my fiance whom I had been dating for more than 5 years. He started dating this girl a year or so after and about 6 months into their relationship I had an affair with her as well.
She got pregnant, and now 5 years later they're still together and he thinks he's raising his firstborn son.
Wesleyt89
44. “Vengeance of Goldy”
When my mother's friend was in college she had a roommate who had a pet goldfish. Apparently, she used to talk to the goldfish as if it were a person; she would have full-blown conversations with this goldfish.
One day my mother's friend decided it would be a fun prank to replace her roommate's goldfish with a dead one. (the live goldfish was kept safe somewhere else) Needless to say, the roommate was horrified to come back to the dorm and find "Goldy" floating belly up.
It was only after several minutes of tears and panicking that my mother's friend revealed that "Goldy" was still in fact alive.
Several years go by and my mother's friend and her roommate continue to live together; finals week rolls around and my mother's friend has a very large exam coming up during the week. After spending most of the evenings leading up to the exam day. The night before the exam my mother's friend decided to go out and have some fun.
After a night of enjoyment, my mother's friend returned to her dorm room only to find that her roommate had emptied the entire half of the room of furniture and personal belongings, the only thing that remained in the room was a large fabric sign that read "vengeance for goldy".
DeepBass2k5
45. “You’re a dead man”
My aunt's boyfriend came to my parents' house one night and started talking about my dad, how he is worthless or something, I completely forgot why they were arguing, now, my dad isn't one to take anything from anyone (he was in prison for far too long thus giving him prison mentality) so my dad started arguing with him.
The argument got to the point where they were up in each other's faces and practically pushing each other. My dad is disabled (bad back) and this guy pushed my dad down and punched him in the face. As soon as he did that, he ran, I chased after him but he was faster than me, I started to lose him so I decided to yell out "You're a dead man!"
Not a week later he died.
Erock2
46. Be careful Who You Mess With
A guy who works in an office next to mine cut me off in the parking lot (he ran a stop sign) and when I gave him a WTF look he gave me the finger. A few days later he gave me the finger again and shouted a few choice words. He's a pretty big guy, so I played it safe and ignored him.
A few days later, he did it again only this time I was with my boss (a really nice woman).
And he gave my boss the finger too. So I said, "I'm pretty sure he is the guy who keyed your car." (I have NO idea who keyed her car.) So she called his boss, who she kind of knows, being an office building neighbor for several years.
Long story short, the jerk paid for her to get a complete buff and polish detail on her car. And I guess he's on notice or something because he completely ignores me now too. Sweet.
HomerWells
47. So Much For Brotherhood
I went back to school and rented the basement apartment from my brother, even though I knew his wife, Sarah, was petty and messed up. She would create drama to draw him closer to her. For a year it worked out okay, even when she would attempt to find ways to screw me over. She wanted to raise rent, but I refused so we worked out that I would mow the lawn and take out the garbage - no big deal.
While my brother was away on business, she installed a padlock to the laundry room that I had previously had access to. There was no warning, I all of a sudden couldn't get to my stuff. I asked her to unlock it, she complied and relocked it. So after a few days, I ripped the lock off. Minutes later she was installing another lock and I confronted her.
I had taken the bait and now this seemingly forgettable instance turned into a battle - only I didn't know it.
She told all the family I threatened her and knocked her down. While she was painting upstairs the wind apparently kept closing the doors. She told the family I was sneaking upstairs and closing doors on her to asphyxiate her while she painted.
I had no idea this and other things were going on for 3 weeks. Finally, my brother comes home and we talk. I thought we smoothed things over, but after talking he handed me a signed and notarized eviction notice.
My sister-in-law had painted the ceiling of the apartment with astrological signs and constellations. She was a pagan at the time and put in a lot of effort to make the stars line up accurately. Just before I moved out, I added some stars. Just enough to spell out "Sarah is a lousy jerk"
DarrenEdwards
48. A dish best served in Stockholm
One of my best friends took my girlfriend a couple of years ago. They eventually broke up and he found another one. Then when they had been together for like 1½ years I met them in a club here in Stockholm.
They were there with a couple of friends, and when my friend went out to get a smoke I made my move. First, I told a girlfriend of mine to follow my friend and try to flirt with him, I knew he liked that girl some years before he met his girlfriend. So she went after him, and I went after his girlfriend.
My friend took the bait and started to make out with my friend. Meanwhile, I told his girlfriend that her bf was cheating on her, she went outside and slapped him and I took her home to my place. At the same time, I called my friend to dump the guy and slap him for being a douche.
Revenge is sweet.
Averagerob
49. Locker Shenanigans
Sophomore year of high school, I managed to get a top locker. Because of its location, I was constantly surrounded by jocks, pushing and shoving to get to their stuff before the passing period ended. The jerk who had the locker below mine would physically throw me away from my locker in order to get his history book or whatever. I was never really that hurt, but it pissed me off.
I'm a girl, and he was twice my size. If he'd said excuse me, I'd move. Whatever.
So one day, instead of backing off and letting him get his stuff, I let him shove me out of the way. The principal and his assistants were nearby, so I let my head fling back and strike an empty locker.
The sound was deafening, and the hall went silent. They grabbed him and physically dragged him away. It was wonderful. He was suspended for a week, my locker was moved, and it was woooonderful.
eris_amazing
50. Dance To Beethoven
Once, I was driving with a friend. He drives a nice Audi that isn't totally paid off, so he usually does a little less than the speed limit. These two guys in a truck were stuck behind us for a mile on a single-lane road. At the next intersection, they pulled up next to us and started to yell and rev the engine.
Instead of getting angry, we put on sunglasses and danced to (as much as one can do in a car), Flight of '76 and A Fifth of Beethoven. I'm sure the guys spent the rest of the day thinking “What the heck?”
Dodged
51. So You Thought You’d Get Away Huh?
I worked at a Chick-fil-A during high school and I was always in charge of cleaning all the tables and mopping the floors and whatnot before we closed.
One night a few guys from my high school came in, we all knew each other but weren't friends. One of the guys I had a bunch of classes together and shared a few of the same friends, so I thought I was at least "cool" with him. He asked me if they could sit in the half of the restaurant I had just finished cleaning because they didn't want to have to sit near all the families.
I let them, and they invited me to come hang out at their table while they had fun. Right before they left I got them all refills on their drinks(Chick-fil-A doesn't have a self-service drink station) and bid them farewell. When I came back they had left and thrown their drinks everywhere and smeared ketchup and mayonnaise all over the place. It took forever to clean up.
Two hours later I was standing in front of the one guy's house with 4 dozen eggs. Jerk. He never put two and two together either.
GeorgeWashingblagh
52. Here, It’s All Yours
Hmm, this is quite tame. I was dating this guy in high school who had lied about his age (he was quite a bit older,) and secretly got back together with his ex while still dating me. I finally figured this crap out and stopped talking to him altogether.
The girl he had gotten back together with sends me an email saying something like "My baby misses his sweatshirt, can you give my baby's sweatshirt back to me?" It was a sweatshirt he had given me while we were dating.
I was so infuriated that I lit the freaking shirt on fire and left it on her front lawn.
[deleted]
53. Need For Speed
One time this lady was trying to overtake me on a merging offramp and when she was pulling up next to me I jerked the steering wheel over to her side to freak her out.
She spazzed and braked and swerved a little, I looked back... the freaking look on her face was CLASSIC.
Thankfully, no accident was caused but I feel a little bad since she could have hit the wall or braked into the car behind her. The look of horror she had is forever imprinted into my brain now, though. I chuckle every time I think about it.
jooze
54. 4 am Repo Party
A roommate who owed several months rent skipped out to move in with another friend. She bragged about not paying up to many mutual friends. We came to find out she was also being targeted for a car repossession.
That was my cue. I called her finance company, had them make a key, had a covert 4 am repo party, returned said vehicle to the finance company, and made a few hundred dollars. She was at our house later that morning crying about losing her car.
I still feel a little guilty about that one.
branwen20
55. Burn It All
It was revealed that a girl I dated all through high school had been cheating on me for the better part of 2 years. I was oblivious. So I slept with the girl she'd been best friends with since the 7th grade a few times.
A few months later I was in another serious relationship with a new girl when the ex calls me up, completely in tears and distraught that I've moved on to someone else so soon. All I had to say was,
"Oh, maybe you should have thought of that before you cheated on me... and by the way, I fucked _____, so she's not really your friend either."
They haven't spoken to each other since, and I'm still with the "new girl" 3 years later. Happiness is the best revenge.
Drenched
56. Time Heals All
My ex-wife ran away with my Daughter and went to Germany to live with her parents. After $50,000, 5 lawyers (in 2 countries), the State Department, the Center for Missing and Exploited Children, and lots of anxiety, I got my Daughter back and had a lethal court case against my ex.
I chose to drop the charges because I didn't want my Daughter to have a mom who was in jail. (The County decided to drop the other charges if she agreed to return to the USA).
I could have had anything I wanted from that court case, but all I asked for was 50/50 influence on custody, education, health, and life decisions. That's all I was asking for originally before my ex flipped her head and left in the first place.
Now my ex is married and has become super-religious. I have taught my Daughter to be accepting of others' beliefs, but to question EVERYTHING. She thinks her Mom is nuts. My Daughter is so awesome.
spdorsey
57. You Can Keep This
Back when I was in high school, a friend took my pizza and tossed it toppings down on the table. I still have no idea why he did that. I surprised myself when I quickly scooped it up and planted it in his face without a second thought.
The minute-long walk to the nearest sink was amazing. I felt so accomplished.
neiklot
58. Spoiler Alert!
Once a friend couple looted an exquisite dessert I ordered at a restaurant dining with them. The cruel bastards just ate it in front of my eyes. I told them "You know, revenge is a dish best served cold". They just laughed.
Roughly two years later, we were out drinking beers and they told me they were gonna watch Fight Club, highly anticipating the movie since they both had heard so many good things about it.
I screwed them over and told them: "You know, (spoiler alert) Brad Pitt and Edward Norton are the same person".
They didn't get it at first, but 30 minutes into the movie they called me and told me I was a jerk. Win!
clemenzzzz
59. Almost Got Diabetes From This
This happened to me 3 months after I graduated from high school. So, there are these two girls who have always been bullying me since junior high. They would spread fake stories around, made me quit being one of the school's club leaders, and basically just being The Plastics spreading hate so people wouldn't hang out with me. But I never did anything about them for many reasons.
Anyway, these two girls LOVE everything related to Japan and both of them have always been dreaming of moving to Japan so they could eat thousands of Pocky and get married to their dream Japanese man. But these two are too lazy to do something with their dreams.
On the other hand, I too, was fascinated with Japan as a whole country and had been dreaming of studying there so I worked my ass off so maybe I could get the chance to win a scholarship.
And I did. right in front of one of the girls. I was visiting my classmate's house with her and other friends to do something, and then when we got bored and decided to order something to eat, my dad called to tell me that the Japanese government had been trying to call me but apparently they can't contact my number, so I have to call them back. And after I called, I found out that I won the 3 years scholarship program to Japan.
The look on her face was unforgettable. I could taste the sweetness of revenge I almost got diabetes.
pastaninov
60. You’re Out
So when I was at primary school we had a huge Pokemon card fad. This jerk kid (let's call him Adolf) stole my freaking Pokemon cards. I was crying at home for ages and eventually, my dad got out of me what had happened.
First off my dad phoned Adolf's house phone wishing to speak to his mother. Adolf pretended to be his mum and assured my dad that "all would be sorted out".
Not to be outwitted by a 9-year-old, my dad realized this and complained to the school. Adolf denied all accusations and got away with it. In reaction to the drama, the school banned Pokemon cards.
So now everyone hated me because they blamed my "snitching" on getting Pokemon banned. I'm down all my Pokemon cards.
I vowed to myself that I'd take revenge on Adolf. I saved up my pocket money for months and eventually got a decent collection of Pokemon cards (including a Blastoise.
I then started an underground Pokemon card club in the boy's toilets of the school during morning and lunch breaks. The teachers never found out about it, but every now and then a kid would be caught and have his cards confiscated. I was the leader of this group and everyone looked up to me. I would always make everyone chip in a few cards to anyone who had theirs confiscated.
Adolf was forever banned from partaking in the underground pokeclub. He spent like a year playing by himself.
arfool
61. What Goes Around
When I was 11, I got a job as a paper runner for a junk paper advertising agency but I never got the chance to hand in the contract that they made me sign (which pretty much said I was getting paid 16 bucks a week for hours and hours of work including retrieving the junk mail, sorting them together, and delivering to hundreds of mailboxes. Also if I was hit by a car the company wouldn't take the blame).
I worked for this company for about a month, working my little butt off delivering papers awesomely letter box by letter box, eagerly waiting for my 72 bucks pay at the end of the month. However in the end, I realized they weren’t going to pay me, so I got my mom to call the company and ask them why they refused to pay me.
They said it was because I never gave them the contract and they said they refused to pay for what I had already done once I handed the contract in.
I was 11 and I was still doing hours and hours of work already so I got really pissed off and just stopped delivering the papers. For months. The place where they would leave the papers for me was stacked up to about neck high in undelivered junk mail when they finally rang my mom to yell at her saying we'd have to pay a 2000 dollar fine because of the "damage".
I got the phone off her and said "I didn't sign any contract. I never worked for you." and hung up. Felt good.
Bobyoby
62. Revenge Of The Nerd
I had a roommate in college who thought it was the greatest fun in the world to hack into our personal computers, even though none of us made any attempts to protect them from anyone else in the house. He would leave stupid messages on our desktops and change our backgrounds, and it just got annoying after a while.
One day I was bored and fed up and decided to return the favor. This was back when PC ISA cards all needed their IRQs set up by flipping jumpers on the cards. One of the most common results of an IRQ conflict in a sound card was that the first sound you played after boot would fill only a small buffer (4096 bytes, more or less) and loop it forever until you rebooted, fiddled with the IRQ jumpers, and tried again.
My roommate had gone through this procedure several times that week trying to install a new video card without IRQ conflicts. So in revenge, I 'hacked' into his computer, and found his startup sound file. I took the first tiny snippet, looped it in a new file that lasted about 10 minutes, and copied it back to his computer.
When he booted his computer up, it sounded EXACTLY like he had an IRQ conflict on his sound card, and he spent the next 3 days tearing his PC to bits and putting it back together again to find the problem. He finally fixed it by reinstalling Windows and never suspected any foul play.
Served him right.
MysteriousPickle
63. Too Close
I was in a local mall's indoor car park and was about to leave. It was peak hour and traffic inside was crawling. I side-parked and was at the end of the row so all I had to do was drive forward to join in the crawling traffic.
This guy who saw me getting into my car obviously being a jerk decided to "stick" really closely to the car in front so as to not let me join in. Bear in mind the traffic now was not moving.
I started my engine and waited for the jerk to pass before joining in the queue. He then got so close that he rammed into the bumper of the car he was sticking close to. That felt really good.
I smirked to myself and reversed to exit the other way. Karma's a tool.
[deleted]
64. Two Can Play At That Hijack Game
My wife hijacked(not hacked) my Facebook when I left myself logged in. She posted a bunch of "I love Justin Beiber" pictures and all sorts of crap. The next time she left her Facebook logged in, I left her a subtle message not to mess with me.
Of course, she comes across my computer still logged in, and decides to have a little more fun. She Posts something else about how I supposedly have a strong affection for the “Biebs”. Bad move.
The next day I found her account still logged in. I changed her relationship status to "single". I changed her employer to a well-known local strip club. I posted a photo of Chris Brown, along with the caption "Chris Brown is so hot." I changed her "interests" to show her as being interested in "women" and looking for a relationship.
I then "liked" several swingers and non-heterosexual groups. I made several other devious alterations to her profile and then changed her language preference to German to delay her ability to reverse the changes I made.
It was very interesting to see the number of co-workers that suddenly came out of the woodwork and hit on my wife. Not to mention the messages asking "what happened?" and "Are you guys okay?".
The angry phone call I received while at work was amazing. She cursed me for what I did followed by her admission that she deserved it and it was beyond escalation. She proposed a truce, which I accepted, and I walked into my office the next day a hero (since everyone followed the "feud").
UndilutedBadassery
65. Everyone Needs A Hero
The single most awesome one was when a friend left his account unattended. I posted something like "I'm at the University in the bathroom from the Science Department in the 2nd stall to the right, and there's no toilet paper here.. This is bullcrap, I always check beforehand, WTF! Can someone hand me some fucking toilet paper, I'm cold and I can't go out like that. Save me!"
Everybody tried to help. Someone even went there with toilet paper. We had so much laughs. Good times.
clemenzzzz
66. Stick That!
Back in 4th grade, this girl was being mean to me. Tired of her shenanigans, the next day I brought nail glue (for the cheap nails girls can get at the store) and glued two of her fingers together.
And if anyone knows what I'm talking about, that glue is a pain to get off. The feeling of my sweet revenge was amazing.
[deleted]
67. Now You See Me, Now You Don’t
I convinced my ex-boyfriend that I was dead by telling him that I had bronchitis and pneumonia (true) and then blocking him on Facebook/not responding to his text messages, etc.
It was probably one of the best pranks I have ever played in my life. I saw him 2 years later at a Christmas party. The look on his face was amazing because it wasn't like he could say anything.
[deleted]
68. Behave Or disappear
I told someone I was friends with that if she could not be civil with another friend of mine (they had dated, he came out as gay, then he became a non-person to her) at my mother's funeral... I didn't want her to come. Also said that if her boyfriend wouldn't be civil to another of our friends, I didn't want him to come.
No way in hell was I going to choose between friends at the funeral of my mother and pretend like nothing was wrong. Screw that. And I told her as much. She said I was being selfish, at my mom's funeral by asking her not to choose between my friends.
I did all of this over Facebook so when the conversation was over, I screen-capped the image and sent it to me and her mutual friends.
I haven't talked to her since.
Pretty sure most of our mutual friends are talking to her less/not talking to her (though I can't be sure. I haven't asked). I'm honestly not bitter about the whole situation. A little sad that she would do that, sure... but honestly mostly I feel pity for her.
I didn't realize how negative an impact she had on my life until I cut her out of it. Sometimes moving on with your life and realizing how happy you are without a person there is really the best revenge.
wizrad
69. Foaming Revenge
My story is from back in the day. There was a guy in high school who was a huge jerk to me.
Most of the time I just coped with it but the straw that broke the camel's back was when he crammed an orange into my locker.
That pissed me off badly so, I filled his with 2 cans of expanding foam insulation. Classic.
kieko
70. Taste Of Your Own Medicine
I lived with a girlfriend for a while, we were together for about two years and lived together for one of them. After living together for about 8 months she dumps me and begins seeing other men instantly. Being stupid, I stuck around living there and endured a lot of physical and emotional abuse while she used me for money and casual sex.
Eventually, after 3 months of this, I got the heck out of there and moved home. We didn't talk for a few weeks and one night I was in a nearby location to our old place and she said she wanted me to stay the night. I wasn't going to do it, but I had a revelation, so I got in my truck and drove over.
I got there, we made some small talk and had really rough, degrading (for her) sex, and then I mentioned I was hungry so we left to go get dinner. After we ate I told her I "forgot" my wallet so she paid the bill. I also made a big deal about my truck being on empty so she gave me a ten spot for some gas on the way back to the apartment.
When I pulled into the parking lot of our old place, I didn't park. I pulled up to the front entrance and told her this, "Get the heck out of my truck. Thanks for the food, sex, and gas. Now you know what it's like to be used. Screw you, witch."
It was satisfying on an almost surreal level, but I'm still not proud I did it.
EasyTiger20
71. Taking Down A Fraternity 101
I was black-balled (kicked out) of a fraternity about 2 days before my initiation for no reason other than "I wasn't a good fit". They had plenty of time to figure that out while I paid money and drove the members around at all hours for an entire semester. Needless to say I was not happy with the outcome as I had dedicated all my time to being their aid and my grades had suffered as well.
I got their official letterhead, created a legit-looking email address, and typed a letter addressed to every single faculty member, administrator, etc all the way up to the President of the University.
The letter looked like a fancy invitation until you scrolled down and it said "(Fraternity name here) cordially invites you to", scroll down, "GO SCREW YOURSELVES!".
I know the prose was not very epic, but it did the job and I had many a phone call from the members after that (didn't answer/told them to screw off). I never got the full details other than angry messages and I don't know if they were ever able to prove it wasn't them who sent it. Felt good though.
Heylookatmybutt
72. Nope. Try Again
Back in my junior year of high school, in my Civics class, there was a certain individual (we'll call him Dave) that was one of those Too-cool-for-school jerks. Now, for years this guy had picked on me, for being the class nerd. Needless to say, I hated his guts.
But back to Civics. He never paid attention in class, thus failing almost every test, not that he cared. Near the end of the year, it was brought to his attention that if he failed the class, he would be held back. He needed to pass the final. So he formulated a genius plan to copy off of my test, making sure he passed.
He even had the balls to tell me what he was going to do. Bad move. As soon as the test started, I took my time filling in all the wrong answers, while Dave casually pulled the ol' stretch-and-peek every five minutes. Once he finished his test and turned it in, I set to work erasing all my answers and replacing them with the correct ones.
I scored a 95 on the test, I believe he pulled a 32. Guess who got to repeat junior year?
Mr_Robert_House
73. Death by hanging
When I was younger, my cousin of about 9 was staying at my grandma's house with my sister and me. She slept with a stuffed rabbit named Chlorine. One night as we were getting ready for bed, she was complaining about all of my grandma's old Madame Alexander dolls on the dresser across from her.
She said that they were creepy and made my grandma move them out into the hallway. My sister and I helped, but our cousin refused to. It was sad to watch, the dolls meant a lot to my grandma. When our cousin fell asleep, my sister and I devised a plan.
We took all the dolls from the hallway and put them in a ring around the middle of the room.
Then we took a long ribbon from the closet and tied one end to the fan (I stood on the edge of the bed). We then took Chlorine from our cousin's embrace and tied the other end of the ribbon around his neck. And there hung Chlorine the rabbit, surrounded by our grandma's dolls.
Hanged by our grandma's dolls.
She woke up in the morning completely shocked. When grandma came in, she giggled a bit at first, then "complied" with our cousin by taking us into her room to "reprimand" us. Inside she told us we weren't in trouble, but told us not to do something like that again.
She then hugged us and told us to act like we were in trouble. I love my grandma.
MoistPear
74. Happy April First
I caught my husband cheating on me, so in the course of a week, I found a place to live, hired movers, and planned for all of the utilities (gas, water, electricity, cable/internet) to be transferred to the new house, it was convenient that they were all in my name.
I made all the arrangements to occur on Friday, I scheduled for the movers to come after he left for work and they packed up the furniture (I did leave his clothing and absolute personal things) and moved it to my new place.
So, he came home from work around six pm to an empty house with no utilities. I don't imagine he went to stay at his new girlfriend's house since she was a college student living with her mom and dad. Also, it just happened to be April First.
[deleted]
75. Crappy Revenge
I had a douchebag neighbor with a massive great dane that always brought the crazy dog to crap on my lawn every day. I confronted him about him and he said that it wasn't his dog. The craps were short of passing for a tree log, and unless all the smaller dogs in my neighborhoods had an extraordinary capability of crapping turds larger than themselves, he was lying.
He asked if I had seen him and his dog on my lawn. I hadn't. He smiled and walked away. So one day, after I had expended all my patience, I took my revenge. My friend and I went out at night turd collecting with a pair of gloves. We took every piece of crap we could find and put it in a bag.
After we had collected as much as possible, we went to this man's house and put them all in his car. He had a very nice car.
The next day I got a knock on my house. It was the guy blaming me for the prank. I asked him if he had seen me do it. He said he hadn't. I smiled and closed the door.
I went into my room and watched from my window as he cleaned the crap off his car. I cleaned the neighborhood of crap and got revenge. He never let his dog mess on my lawn again.
PussyPirate
76. Jerk In Charge
There was a jerk in the fraternity and being one of the people "in charge," I had to deal with his crap. All the time complaining, and asking to do things to the pledges that were not just against school policy, but were illegal and dangerous. I know, I'm a party pooper, but I didn't want to go to jail because someone wanted to tape a funnel to a kids mouth over the course of 6 hours, or when they decided each pledge had to hit every other pledge with a bat whenever a brother said to.
Revenge was simple. Finals time, we found a metronome that clicks back and forth.
Set it on the lowest setting and hid it in the room. You could barely hear it and only if you knew it was there. After 2 days, he started going nuts. Said he couldn't sleep, couldn't concentrate, and there was a "buzzing" but nobody else heard it.
He was freaking out, looked terrible, was failing his tests. After 4 days he started sleeping in the living room. Eventually, we took it out because his anxiety was pissing everyone else off. I had no idea it would torment him so well.
controllersdown
77. Squishy Dreams
Back in summer camp, when I was 15 years old, I had to leave a week earlier than most kids. The night before I left, some idiot (who I had issues with) stole my 8 GB 2nd gen iPod touch.
The turdy tard hid it right next to where he was charging his 16 gb 3rd gen iPod.
I took them both then sprayed shaving cream into his pillow. It squished.
0r5ng3swagr
78. Finally, the truth
This girl in high school crushed my self-confidence. She was skinny and not super pretty, but confident enough that attracting people's attention wasn't difficult.
She put me down regularly because I was a little chubbier and had pretty bad acne. She was my "best friend" but I think really she wanted someone around to make her look better.
Six years later, post-high school, she called me from rehab to tell me that her therapist told her that she should tell me she was always secretly jealous of me because while she was begging for the attention of anyone who'd look at her, I was off making lasting friendships. I win.
littlehum
79. You can find your own ride
I went away with some mates to a town about 300 km away for a weekend of drinking partying etc. I passed out and woke up with an eyebrow missing.
I laughed it off, packed my bag, got in the car, and drove back without them. Safe journey home boys.
madashelliam
80. Should Have Behaved Better
I'm the manager of a local gym in my area. Of course, we have contracts that state you can only cancel your membership for certain reasons and have to pay a small cancellation fee (at most it's like $50). Now being the manager, sometimes I let the cancellations slide if they have a really legitimate reason and let them cancel and just pay the fee.
One day last year, this girl came in to cancel.
She told me why, and I went over the rules with her again and her other options. She gets really angry once I tell her the rules because her reason does not really apply to cancel. I was thinking about letting her slide at first until she started being a royal jerk to me.
Instead, I told her NOPE and made her pay off the remaining 10 months of her contract to cancel. AND it was her birthday.
4_sweater_vests