Just in time for Black Friday, Cyber Monday and in advance of Inauguration Day, the White House Gift Shop has slashed prices on Trump-branded hats, pins and Christmas ornaments to clear out the stock room.
That’s right, folks. Presumably for a limited time only you can visit the WHGS online store and pick up your 45th president memorabilia at savings of up to 50 percent. Even better, shipping is free on orders of $100 or more. All of the allegedly American-made products come with a Certificate of Authenticity, so you can be confident in the patriotism of your purchase.
A package of 2018 Christmas ornaments that originally sold for $350 can be yours for just $175. If that’s beyond your budget you could opt for a smaller $50 package (originally $100). As you would expect of anything Trump-related, the ornaments are like nothing you’ve ever seen before: “The 2018 White House Ornament is an exquisite and stunning work of ornamental art seen with stunning dimensionality, masterful facets, gold accents, and porcelain-like finishes seen only in fine hand-crafted jewelry. These lovely pieces celebrate New Leadership, A New Era, New Hope, Successful Peace Talks with N. Korea, and much more!”
The President Trump American Flag Pin, regular price $24.95, is now only $15.95. If you’re more the baseball cap type, both Make America Great Again and Keep America Great red hats have been marked down to $34.95 from $37.95.
And of course, no collection of mementos from the past four years would be complete without the Trump Defeated COVID-19″ and “Trump Acquitted for Life” challenge coins, minted to celebrate his heroic recovery from coronavirus and impeachment acquittal by the Senate. They’re all yours for the bust-out retail price of $100 each.
But if Trump merch isn’t your thing you also can “pre-order” the 46th POTUS & VPOTUS $100 coin set, which ships Jan. 1 so that it arrives in time for the inauguration of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
All snark aside, this is one swag sale that actually isn’t a grift for Trump. Proceeds from the sale of White House Gift Shop products provides support to law enforcement departments or agencies by funding special advanced firearms training for departments in smaller jurisdictions with limited advanced training budgets.