More Tears On MyPillow: Mike Lindell Lashes Out at Fellow Trumpers Who Don’t Support His Reinstatement Claims

Future generations (if there are any) will look back at this time in American history and wonder why Donald Trump attracted so many shady and dubious characters. Every single person in the Trump orbit seems like they all showed up for a cattle call to an Atlantic City audition for the lowest budget mafia movie ever. The best people, said only the worst person ever.

TrumpWorld IS the Swamp, and no matter how many times you dredge it, there is no actual bottom to scrape because they create a new low for humanity on the daily. As we approach the one-year anniversary of an unconscionable act of sedition on our government, Trump’s remaining minions are flop-sweating their butts off to keep the American public from paying attention to the January 6th House Select Committee investigating them.

Trump is also a magnet for those who clearly never got the mental healthcare they so desperately need, which is a sad statement on both the American healthcare system as well as American politics. Look at the stupid people who got into Congress thanks to the D-listing that’s been accepted at enough experience to run for office. I don’t really have to tell you why “#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb” trends on the regular, do I? Or explain why the idiocy that falls out of Marjorie Taylor Greene isn’t just willfully obtuse, but dangerous?

Charlie Kirk- college dropout

Candace Owens- college dropout

Madison Cawthorn- college dropout

Glenn Beck- college dropout

Mike Lindell- college dropout

Lauren Boebert- HS dropout

Kyle Rittenhouse- HS dropout

But sure, go off about CRT, law, and virology.

— Mrs. Pierre Delecto (@Mrs_Delecto) December 22, 2021

And then there’s MyPillow CEO Mike “I Look Like I Haven’t Slept In 18 Months” Lindell, the somewhat sentient wax figurine brought to life by an ancient demonic spell specifically to exalt Donald Trump to the poorly educated masses. The fact that Lindell has no filter or any control over his own words has often been mined for comedy gold, but there’s also nothing funny about someone so far gone having any public platform.

Jordan Klepper meets the My Pillow Guy Mike Lindell. This is good TV. pic.twitter.com/W58cq2YeHM

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) June 18, 2021

Lindell is acting even more desperately unhinged now that everything is imploding on Trump. When MAGA boos Dear Leader for encouraging them to get vaccinated, it’s clear the Trump Trains isn’t just off its rails, it’s heading for the cliff. And Mikey MyPillow is Big Mad that no one is supporting him in his delusion that Trump will be reinstated.

Mike Lindell announced today that he has a brand new, blockbuster lawsuit with new evidence that is going to get Trump reinstated. When Bannon asks him when this is going to get to court, for the 50th time in 2021 he says, “in two weeks.” pic.twitter.com/qtppZnY9GR

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 29, 2021

Last week, Lindell said his long-awaited Supreme Court case challenging the 2020 election results would be filed “probably, right between Christmas and New Referring to his promises of Trump’s reinstatement, Lindell continued: “I’m just optimistic, everybody, because I’ll tell you what, it’s going to happen. We have truth on our side, God’s on our side, this is a battle of good and evil.”Years, or after New Year’s.” But he also acknowledged that the case “isn’t going to be a thing that’s going to pull down the election.”

Also the Arizona Audit was going to reveal the truth for really reals, if you can't trust Wendy Rogers and Mike Lindell who can you trust? pic.twitter.com/hiIR8M0iys

— Poker and Politics (@PokerPolitics) December 25, 2021

According to Lindell, people have been interrupting his Facebook Live broadcasts with comments like, “Mike, you keep making promises. I don’t see Donald Trump.” On his Thursday Livestream, Lindell lashed out at “bots” and “trolls” on his Facebook page who “are growing increasingly restless awaiting Donald Trump’s reinstatement as president, as an endless stream of self-imposed deadlines touted by the pillow executive has come and gone,” the Daily Beast reported. “You guys, those are bots and trolls!” Lindell railed, calling them “relentless.”

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I often imagine Candace Owens, Charlie Kirk, Jack Posobiec, Mike Lindell, and Andy Ngo laughing at how many idiots fall for their BS every single day. Then throw in QMarge, Cruz, Boebert, etc.

It's like a competition amongst them – who can sell the biggest pile of crap.

— ᒪᗩᑎᑕᗴ 🏳️‍🌈 (@LanceUSA70) December 30, 2021

Basically, all of Twitter is just ready for the circus to leave town at this point.

Mike Lindell Sez: "We have truth on our side, God's on our side, this is a battle of good and evil." pic.twitter.com/zcwagNW0tM

— John Ferguson (@Fearguth) December 31, 2021

The people who believe Mike Lindell are the same ones who would get up in the middle of the night, grab their pitchforks & torches, and come running to chase off the wolf on the 364th night in a row.

— RaPUNzel🇺🇸 (@RandilynIsIn) December 31, 2021

Mike Lindell is a good example for kids as to why they should never do meth.

— Vaxxed & Boostered EvilBunny Pottymouth 🥶 (@EvilBun00935196) December 31, 2021