Milo Yiannopoulos Claims ‘Dogs Stopped Barking at Me’ Since Becoming ‘Ex-Gay’

Right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos claimed on Wednesday that dogs no longer bark at him since he declared that he had been cured of being homosexual earlier this year.

That is not a thing, by the way. But whatever, we will roll with it.

“When I made my announcement, the first thing that happened – which will make you laugh but it’s true – is dogs stopped barking at me,” Yiannopoulos boasted on TruNews.

“I am one of those people, you know everyone’s got that friend that dogs always go nuts around? You’re familiar with this right? Do you’ve got pets? Now, right, there’s always somebody that dogs…” he asked the panel.

“Yes,” they interjected, although both hosts insisted that their canines were docile.

“You must have some work left to do. But but I was always one of those – I’m gonna sound so stupid – but this is just how I think that God reveals himself to us, right? This is, this is just my experience of it,” Yiannopolous continued.

“I was somebody who invariably, without exception, always used to make dogs go crazy. So, we have a friend who’s a political candidate down here, right, and her campaign manager has two of these little yappy dogs. And they would not stop. I couldn’t be in her house more than 20 minutes because it would drive everybody crazy. Even growing up we had Alsatians, we had Labradors, they just didn’t like me. At all,” he added. “But dogs don’t bark at me anymore. It happened almost overnight. Now they seem to quite like me, and sounds just the stupidest thing in the world.”

Woof.

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Milo Yiannopoulos says that as soon as he became "ex-gay," dogs stopped barking at him, which he believes is a sign from God. pic.twitter.com/AgDrmFka2h

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