Mary Trump’s Tell-All Dropping Early Due to ‘Overwhelming’ Demand
It’s never a good day to be Donald Trump, but things got even worse for him today with the news that Too Much And Never Enough, the scathing tell-all by his niece, Mary Trump, is being released a full two weeks ahead of schedule due to “overwhelming interest“.
The Narcissist-in-Chief and his brother, Robert, have repeatedly tried to block publication of the book, but that pesky First Amendment keeps getting in his way. Despite a non-disclosure agreement Mary Trump signed in 2001, a judge ruled the book could be released with no edits.
You might recall that Trump also tried and failed to block the release of Ambassador John Bolton’s book. While he’s seemingly fine with Sarah Sanders’s kiss-up collection of lies due in September and Sean Spicer’s 2018 flop, The Briefing, Mary Trump’s book obviously contains deeply personal and damning information that her uncle would rather keep under wraps. Considering he claims to be “the most innocent and transparent person ever”, it’s a move that creates more curiosity and hype for the book.
Had he kept his mouth shut, Too Much and Never Enough might not be sitting at #1 of Amazon’s Best Sellers list weeks before it becomes street-legal. While we can only speculate what the book may contain, early previews give us a glimpse into the inner machinations of the Trump family: “A firsthand witness to countless holiday meals and interactions, Mary brings an incisive wit and unexpected humor to sometimes grim, often confounding family events. She recounts in unsparing detail everything from her uncle Donald’s place in the family spotlight and Ivana’s penchant for regifting to her grandmother’s frequent injuries and illnesses and the appalling way Donald, Fred Trump’s favorite son, dismissed and derided him when he began to succumb to Alzheimer’s.”
Expect a series of all-caps rage tweets from Mary’s uncle when the book drops on July 14th.