Louis C.K. Panders To Alt-Right And Attacks Parkland Students In Leaked Stand-Up Routine
Leaked audio from a recent Louis C.K. post-#MeToo comeback performance mocked gender identity, trashed Parkland survivors and had him whining that he’s still not forgiven.
The leaked audio was reportedly recorded at Long Island comedy club Governor’s on December 16, 2018.
In the set, C.K. alluded to a New York Times article about his sexual misconduct.
“My mom still sends me articles about me like it’s scrapbooking. She’s still like, “You’re in the New York Times!” Mom, that’s not a good fucking article. Don’t send me that,” he joked.
He also delivered a joke black people ended up being his true friends after he got in trouble:
“You know, people tell you that when you get in trouble you find out who your real friends are. And turns out it’s black people — that’s who you can really count on. But it’s a true thing: When you get in trouble you find out who your real friends are. But people say that like it’s a good thing. That’s not a good thing, that’s a horrible experience! Who the fuck wants to know who your real friends are? I liked having a bunch of fake friends and not knowing who was who. It’s a terrible thing. You’re like ‘That’s my real friend? Oh fuck. That’s not the one I would’ve picked at all … I’m with you! Oh, thanks a lot, that’s great. Fuck.'”
The comedian also joked about the survivors of the Parkland shooting.
“I’m a little disappointed in the younger generation, honestly. Because I’m 51 years old, and when I was like 18 to my 20s, we were idiots. We were getting high, doing fucking mushrooms and shit, and older people were like, “You gotta get your shit together,” and we were like, “Eh, fuck you!” And I was kind of excited to be in my 50s and see people in their 20s and be like, “They’re crazy! These kids are nuts!” But they’re not. They’re fucking neeeeh. They’re just boring, fucking telling, “You shouldn’t say that!” What are you, an old lady? What the fuck are you doing? “Neeeeh, that’s not appropriate!” Fuck you, you’re a child! … They’re like royalty. They tell you what to call them: “You should address me as ‘they/them’ because I identify as gender-neutral.” Okay. You should address me as “there” because I identify as a location, and the location is your mother’s cunt … They testify in front of Congress, these kids? What the fuck? What are you doing? You’re young, you should be crazy, you should be unhinged! Not in a suit saying, “I’m here to tell you …” Fuck you, you’re not interesting cause you went to a high school where kids got shot. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? How does that make you interesting? You didn’t get shot, you pushed some fat kid in the way, and now I gotta listen to you talking?”
Here’s a link to the audio of Louis C.K.’s conversial set: