Mother of the Year Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) took time out from making Islamophobic statements against her fellow lawmakers to tweet a Christmas picture of herself and her four children holding assault rifles in front of their tree. Boebert used the tweet as a shout-out to fellow QIdiot Rep. Thomas Massie (Q-KY), who had also tweeted a similar photo of his own homegrown militia–er, family. That was a big enough mistake for Massie, because Photoshop has never been used to better effect (we’ll get to that in a minute).
But as she continues to remind us, Boebert can’t learn, and we also know there isn’t an anti-Democratic bandwagon she won’t throw herself in front of so all of the Republican men will think she’s hot stuff. So of course once she saw Massie’s family photo, she just had to one-up him with a tweet of her own showcasing her kids holding weapons they’re all far too young to be holding.Boebert famously owned a restaurant where all of the servers wore loaded pistols in hip holsters, and she loves to pose with weapons all of the time, so it’s not really surprising she thought she was being cute with this family portrait that makes her immediately reportable to local Child Protective Services. “The Boeberts have your six, @RepThomasMassie!” the gun-loving, conspiracy theory-endorsing Qidiot wrote on Twitter late Tuesday, referencing a similar image that Massie shared online last week. “(No spare ammo for you, though),” Boebert added. Because making jokes about ammo is HILARIOUS just days after another tragic school shooting.
The Boeberts have your six, @RepThomasMassie!
(No spare ammo for you, though) pic.twitter.com/EnDYuXaHDF
— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) December 8, 2021
Seriously, have you ever seen someone use their children this egregiously to push their own agenda? It’s gross, and also gross negligence on her part.
I reported her
CPS 844-264-5437 ask for Garfield County. They said they have gotten a lot of calls.
Garfield County Sheriff 970-665-0200
— Goodtrouble (@NinaWar13079067) December 8, 2021
It turns out Boebert’s antics are also wearing thin on her colleagues, especially the one who’ve been threatened either by her or her pal Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Well, this is going to make it awkward in the House women's restroom.
My money's on Cori, not Klannie Oakley, though.
— Beverly Diehl **MaskUpVaxUp** (@writerbeverly) December 8, 2021
Fortunately, Twitter is even more done with Klannie Oakley, and let her know it.
Hey everyone, this is Klannie Oakley.
I’m a pretend Christian woman, which is why I married some nasty dude after I saw him expose his lil’ snausage to a bunch of teenage girls & also why I told all of the domestic terrorists where Nancy Pelosi was in real time on 1/6.
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) November 29, 2021
We will not be posting the deranged photo of Lauren Boebert and her young children holding weapons of war.
Instead, let's honor the teens who were murdered due to this fetishization of guns:See Also
Hana St. Juliana, 14.
Tate Myre, 16.
Justin Shilling, 17.
Madisyn Baldwin, 17. pic.twitter.com/IdQnHXobNA
— MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) December 8, 2021
She has four kids holding guns in this pic. That’s exactly the same number of kids gunned down and murdered by another kid with a gun just days ago. This party is a death cult, part 335. https://t.co/EZ9APhaGvD
— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) December 8, 2021
Lauren Boebert not only puts a sticker of herself on her phone, she puts every book she's ever read on the shelves. pic.twitter.com/xeiYoDerhi
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) December 5, 2021