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Donald Trump Chokes on Himself, Accuses Barack Obama of Treason in Roid Rage-Fueled Interview With Sean Hannity

President Donald Trump called into Sean Hannity’s show on Fox News Thursday night and delivered a charged, disjointed, and erratic performance riddled with lies, nonsense, and obfuscation.

Twitter was quick to note that the president was probably amped up on his COVID-19 drug cocktail, which includes Regeneron antibodies and dexamethasone, a powerful steroid.

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Below are the crazeist moments.

First, Trump would not confirm to Hannity whether he had been tested for coronavirus recently. “My doctors think I’m in great shape,” Trump said. “I took this Regeneron, it’s phenominal,” Trump continued, referring to the “China virus” and crediting himself with the development of treatments.

“These things are absolutely incredible,” Trump exclaimed. The president said he wants to hold rallies this weekend and that his doctors have found “very little virus… they’re amazed at how quickly this went.”

After his voice gives out during his unbreakable stream of consciousness, Trump said that he would consider participating in more debates if they were moderated by his favorite right-wing commentators.

Trump falsely accuses Virginia Governor Ralph Northam (D) of executing newborns and then claims that Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden wants to eliminate the Second Amendment. Neither allegation is true.

Trump then turns his ire to Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer (D), whose life the FBI saved on Thursday when it foiled a kidnapping and assassination plot by a local militia. Trump blamed Whitmer for the conspiracy against her.

Trump promises free drugs for everyone. Sharing is caring, after all.

Next, Trump goes into a rant about California and small fish.

“California is gonna have to ration water. You wanna know why? Because they send millions of gallons of water out to sea, out to the Pacific,” the president said. “Because they want to take care of certain little tiny fish, that aren’t doing very well without water.”

Trump also claimed – falsely – that Biden and his running mate, Senator Kamala Harris (D-CA), want to make windows illegal. Politifact disproved this months ago.

Trump demonstrates that he has no idea how water works and then stumps Hannity with his ridiculous ‘rake the forest’ solution to wildfires.

“Number one, [California] should let water come down from the north, and accept it instead of throwing it out to the Pacific,” Trump said. “But you always have to have forest management.”

All the rambling led to Trump losing his voice again. This, like his pharmaceutical-fueled vigor, is likely a side effect of his coronavirus drugs.

Out of nowhere, Trump accuses Barack Obama, his predecessor, of treason. Dexamethasone is known to cause sudden fits of rage and wild mood swings.

“We caught them spying on our campaign,” Trump declared. “This is treason.”

Obama did not “spy” on Trump’s 2016 campaign, and even if he had, treason is defined as aiding enemies of the government and betraying the United States, not inconveniencing Trump.

That high, unchecked man has total power over the mighty United States nuclear arsenal.

Twenty-five days until the election.



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