Conspiracy Theorist Warns of Impending Doom From Lefties and Zombies
Right-wing pastor and serial End Times fearmonger Jim Bakker on Tuesday hosted a Skype call with a conspiracy theorist named Steve Quayle, who believes that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is secretly engineering a zombie apocalypse.
First, Quayle shared his take on what zombies really are:
Zombies that are on the Earth are a disease like any other disease that affects people, and they become like zombies. Is that right? Forgive me, but that’s only part of the story. Zombies – zombies also have the evil spiritual entity known as demon possession, okay, because there is no rationale with a zombie.
Next, Quayle said that rich people drink the blood of children because they want to be demons:
The best way to explain zombies’ blood lust is this: the appetite of demons expressed through humans. It should be astonishing to people that the richest people in the world – not all of them but some of them – are into occult ceremonies where they have to drink blood that’s extracted from a tortured child. Now that’s sick, but that’s the appetite of demons expressed through humans.
Why does the conservative God make it so easy for the humans he “loves” to suffer?
The ancient world dealt with monsters, mythological and real, and this is something that is really important to get through. The disease will basically destroy the human defenses. God gave us defenses as humans to resist the devil, and he will flee. But when you’re invited – or what’s the word I want – embracing abject demon possession, giving yourself over to being inhabitant [sic], to be inhabited by the demons who then become your inhabitants, is a two-fold.
Quayle railed against left hands, calling them the devil’s tool. Sorry, all you lefties out there:
What I’m saying, Jim, is they can induce zombieism, at least the appetite for human flesh. But at the end of the thing it’s both hands. Right hand and left hand, and the left hand is simply the evil, spiritual possession of that zombie.
Quayle then freaked out over the CDC’s zombie protocol website, which was created as a joke during Barack Obama’s presidency:
So the zombie protocol – I think people should say, okay, if this is all wild stuff – why does the military have a manual about it when it happens? Why does the CDC even have anything on their, on their, remember, it’s the Center for Disease Control or Creation, I call it, that’s my opinion.
The whole subject of zombies could be just boiled down at one end to a genetically modified human that is no longer human on the level that you and I or a living being is. Then that corpse, that walking, animated – there’s a better word, it’s not living – an animated corpse is possessed by a demonic entity. That demonic entity has knowledge, it has sentience, it has – how do I say this? – there’s a purpose to do nothing else but to destroy, and I think that’s the easiest way I can explain it.
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