It’s not exactly a meeting of the minds, but longtime Donald Trump confidant Roger Stone says he wants to “debate” with former Trump adviser Steve Bannon in an apparent effort to finally oust Bannon from the MAGA movement and replace him as Trump’s Only Remaining Bestie.
No, really, this is what alleged adults with criminal records are doing with their time now, because everyone connected to Trump is just another clown sweeping up after the rest of the unending traveling human circus that is the MAGA movement.
If anyone is aching for the days where there was still a semblance of respect and dignity left in political discourse, you’re not alone. You’re just shit out of luck, as my mom would say. Why not keep making us live through a live-action version of “Idiocracy” long after the Idiot left the White House? How naive to think that once President Biden moved into the Oval Office, the sideshow would move on to Florida and just fester there until they were all eventually called as witnesses in Trump’s impending criminal trial.
Just make all of this even more stupid, Stone threw down this gauntlet of a weak distraction on the far-right koo-koo bananas Infowars show alongside conspiracy theorist and Top Koo-Koo Banana, host Alex Jones. Stone taunted Bannon like a bully who’d been left back twice in grade school, challenging him to appear on his “War Room: Pandemic” podcast.
Roger Stone is challenging Steve Bannon to a debate. (Gab) pic.twitter.com/4q070V75KE
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) June 4, 2021
“Let’s be very clear. Not only did Steve Bannon steal the name of my Infowars show with the great American Owen Shroyer — The War Room — but he testified falsely at my trial against me. He was an informant for Robert Mueller,” Stone raved. “So right now, here, today, I am challenging Steve Bannon to come on Infowars and debate this; let’s have it out. Alex, you can moderate it, so it stays civil.”
Civil. Sure. Ok, Trumper.
Roger Stone said today that Steve Bannon blackmailed Trump into giving him a pardon, because he wouldn’t have done it otherwise after Bannon said Trump had Alzheimer’s, said he wasn’t a billionaire, and called him a scumbag. pic.twitter.com/ZMls1NIKxJ
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 3, 2021
The debate most likely will never happen, but if it does, expect highly elevated comebacks like “I know you are but what am I?” and “Trump pardoned ME so he likes ME best!”
Stone vs Bannon in the Traitor Debates. Same S**t, different Day.
— GNolan (@GNolan01) June 4, 2021
You’re more than welcome to try to sit through the segment for yourselves, but no one will blame you if you don’t want to.