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[COMMENTARY/WATCH] MAGA vs MAGA: Stone Challenges Bannon to A Debate Over Who Loves Trump More

It’s not exactly a meeting of the minds, but longtime Donald Trump confidant Roger Stone says he wants to “debate” with former Trump adviser Steve Bannon in an apparent effort to finally oust Bannon from the MAGA movement and replace him as Trump’s Only Remaining Bestie.

No, really, this is what alleged adults with criminal records are doing with their time now, because everyone connected to Trump is just another clown sweeping up after the rest of the unending traveling human circus that is the MAGA movement.

UNITED STATES – DECEMBER 11: Roger Stone, left, and Alex Jones hold a press conference before attending the House Judiciary Committee’s hearing on “Transparency and Accountability: Examining Google and its Data Collection, Use and Filtering Practices” in the Rayburn House Office Building on Tuesday, Dec. 11, 2018. (Photo By Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call)

If anyone is aching for the days where there was still a semblance of respect and dignity left in political discourse, you’re not alone. You’re just shit out of luck, as my mom would say. Why not keep making us live through a live-action version of “Idiocracy” long after the Idiot left the White House? How naive to think that once President Biden moved into the Oval Office, the sideshow would move on to Florida and just fester there until they were all eventually called as witnesses in Trump’s impending criminal trial.

NEW YORK, NY – AUGUST 20: Former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon exits the Manhattan Federal Court on August 20, 2020 in the Manhattan borough of New York City. Bannon and three other defendants have been indicted for allegedly defrauding donors in a $25 million border wall fundraising campaign. (Photo by Stephanie Keith/Getty Images)

Just make all of this even more stupid, Stone threw down this gauntlet of a weak distraction on the far-right koo-koo bananas Infowars show alongside conspiracy theorist and Top Koo-Koo Banana, host Alex Jones. Stone taunted Bannon like a bully who’d been left back twice in grade school, challenging him to appear on his “War Room: Pandemic” podcast.

“Let’s be very clear. Not only did Steve Bannon steal the name of my Infowars show with the great American Owen Shroyer — The War Room — but he testified falsely at my trial against me. He was an informant for Robert Mueller,” Stone raved. “So right now, here, today, I am challenging Steve Bannon to come on Infowars and debate this; let’s have it out. Alex, you can moderate it, so it stays civil.”

Civil. Sure. Ok, Trumper.

The debate most likely will never happen, but if it does, expect highly elevated comebacks like “I know you are but what am I?” and “Trump pardoned ME so he likes ME best!”

You’re more than welcome to try to sit through the segment for yourselves, but no one will blame you if you don’t want to.

 



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