[COMMENTARY] Twitter Invokes George Carlin to Put Matt Gaetz In His Place After Awful Abortion Take at TPUSA

I’ve lost track of how many CPACs and rallies and conventions MAGA people need to make themselves feel better about losing, but there’s another TPUSA happening in Florida this weekend, which means there are extra Nazis and white supremacists in that alligator swamp full of cocaine than usual. And if it’s Floriduh, that means the cast of Qaracters who have gathered to spread hate, propaganda, and most likely the Omicron BA.5, are dropping all kinds of bottom-feeding trash everywhere they go.

It’s long been a daydream of mine to speak the truth to a room full of these people just to see what would happen, but also I would have to make sure I had the best security ever. It’s not just the delusional made-up stuff we need to worry about, it’s the systemic racism, Antisemitism, and misogyny combined with centuries of repression that makes them all so dangerous. They’ve all reached the point where they HAVE to keep believing the Cult 45 Qrap, because they can’t possibly have been wrong all along. The willful obtuseness is extraordinary and I would love to have a nice long chat with a cult deprogrammer on how we could put their teachings into practice en masse, but I’m getting ahead of myself.

Proud Nazis just hanging out where members of Congress are speaking, nbd.

The misogynistic tropes surrounding both rape and abortion are pretty heinous, but they’re even viler when coming from Floriduh Man and (ALLEGED FINE WHATEVER) sex-trafficking rapist Matt Gaetz in front of a room full of incels who are all sad about constantly having to inflate their girlfriends. Here’s Captain Venmo on why so many liberal women need to just sit there and try to look pretty when it comes to the topic of their own bodily autonomy:

Matt Gaetz believes that a person's physical attractiveness (by definition, highly subjective) should be proportional to their level of human rights. Pathological AF. https://t.co/4jKHIXGFrS

— Dr. Jack Brown (@DrGJackBrown) July 23, 2022

This is just one reason why Democrats have called TPUSA “an extremist convention,” but all those Nazi flags held by people who are fine wearing masks to conceal their identities but not prevent the spread of COVID (so brave!) are also kind of a tell.

While some Twitter users attacked Gaetz directly, others just dragged him for trying to do a George Carlin joke and not being able to pull it off, because Republicans aren’t funny, but especially not those accused of paying off teenage girls after he raped and sex trafficked them.

Gaetz has taken the George Carlin joke where the punch line is pro-life conservatives are too ugly to you-know-what, and turned it around to be purely sexist. But Carlin in his famous riff says pro-life conservatives are anti-women. Geatz ironically is just confirming Carlin.

— Coyne (@realintegration) July 23, 2022

Matt Gaetz and his friend Joel Greenberg had to pay underage girls to have sex with them.

Sit down, @RepMattGaetz. https://t.co/1l99EK5Ohx

— Gabe Sanchez  (@iamgabesanchez) July 23, 2022

Why hasn’t Matt Gaetz been indicted for child sex trafficking yet?

— Erie Siobhan 🇺🇸 (@ErieNotEerie) July 23, 2022

It's completely obscene that Matt Gaetz is at CPAC talking about women who aren't attracted enough to get impregnated when his gigantic, ugly cranium should be in prison for paying to have sex with girls.

— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) July 23, 2022

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Says the sex trafficking rapist who looks like Beavis AND Butthead are fighting under his fivehead #ArrestMattGaetz https://t.co/MC94b2Bx4G

— Tara Dublin (@taradublinrocks) July 23, 2022

I mean, this is where Gaetz made the comments, so just imagine a room full of white people fueled by the heat and Wild Cherry Mountain Dew Xtreme. FLORIDUUUUH.

Nazis with anti-Semitic signs, Desantis sign and flag, outside the TPUSA event today, where Trump, Desantis, Hawley, Cruz, Greene, Gaetz and Boebert spoke: “We kicked all your n——s asses in Rhodesia. It was a race war in Africa between whites and blacks.” 🎥 @davedeckerphoto pic.twitter.com/2VVis0k5Y2

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) July 23, 2022

Again, NAZIS. Just out there in the open. In America. In 2022. But do go on about how scary pronouns are or whatever, Gaetz & friends.