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[COMMENTARY] Trump is ‘Oddly Fixated’ On Ohio’s GOP Senate Candidate’s ‘F-ing Weird’ Sex Life

[COMMENTARY] Trump is ‘Oddly Fixated’ On Ohio’s GOP Senate Candidate’s ‘F-ing Weird’ Sex Life

[Disclaimer: you probably shouldn’t eat while reading this. Seriously, if there’s a plate of anything remotely like food near you, push it far far away]

Take a moment to think about how bad someone would have to be for Donald Trump to classify their sex life as ‘f–ing weird.” You can fill in your own blanks, right? We don’t have to go all the way there. But Trump can’t stop from going there, according to a report from The Daily Beast.

Trump hasn’t yet endorsed a candidate in Ohio, mainly because Josh Mandel freaks him out. And as much as it pains me to say, I can kind of see where he’s coming from, because all I’ve ever read about Mandel is just creepy and terrible. But the thrice-married purveyor of porn stars has the kind of brain that goes from zero to icky a little too fast for those stuck in the clown car with him. Also, keep in mind everything he says about other people is just caked in projection language, so be ready to wipe your hands when we’re done.

 

Josh Mandel. Screenshot/Twitter/@ProjectLincoln

 

Aside from calling Mandel “a charisma-free weirdo and dork” (projection language much there, Captain Tell On Yourself?), Trump has “spent an inordinate amount of time gossiping with a large array of advisers and close associates about unconfirmed details of Mandel’s sex life,” reports the Daily Beast. “Trump has privately regurgitated, often in disgust, a wide range of unverified, often completely unvetted, and lurid rumors about the MAGA candidate.” The piece goes on to describe how Trump has used the term ‘f–king weird’ to describe Josh Mandel more than once” and allegedly felt there was just something about Mandel and his personality that “rubbed him the wrong way”.

Yeah, so, how gross do you have to be if Trump thinks you’re gross? And not because you rejected him, or voted for the infrastructure bill or something, but because you’re even a bigger freak than he is? It’s not a healthy thought exercise, to be sure.

Republicans are all a bunch of sexually repressed freaks, and we end up having to hear all about it even when we really really don’t want to. Like, I’m sorry I had to do this to all of us, but the GOP is an endless source of sadness. Maybe someday Republicans will teach their kids about healthy body image and sexual expression, but probably not in my lifetime.

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In the meantime, read more about why Trump thinks Mandel, who is Jewish but compares the vaccines to the Holocaust, isn’t his kind of guy. (And I’m sorry if I ruined all of your meals today).

 

 

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