Despite the Delta variant of the coronavirus running rampant in their state, unvaccinated and unmasked Trumpers gathered on Saturday morning, a full 12 hours before the doors opened, for a rally in Wellington, Ohio.
Even though the Former Guy isn’t running for anything and GOP insiders want him to stay as far away from the 2022 midterms as possible, he’s using the opportunity as both a fundraiser and a kickoff to a personal revenge tour against one lone man.
Trump is launching a full-on attack against Ohio Rep. Anthony Gonzalez, who had the audacity to put his country ahead of the Republican Party and voted for Trump’s second impeachment in the wake of the January 6th insurrection at the Capitol. It’s a weak excuse to get in front of a crowd, but with the impending charges against the Trump Organization expected to drop as soon as this week, TFG needs to get that one last grift in to cover his legal bills–if he can find a lawyer who’ll represent him who’s still licensed to practice law, that is.
But the MAGAs love nothing more than being brazenly terrible and enjoying every last minute they have left to worship at the altar of this guy. THIS GUY.
The remaining MAGA faithful shared videos of what it’s like to be a mediocre white guy sitting in a line of mid-priced cars while obtusely appropriating the Black culture they consistently mock. Have you ever seen anyone less cool than this? Wait, don’t answer that yet, there are more clips coming.
— Zak Wiseman (@Zak_Wiseman) June 26, 2021
What is the lowest negative number you can count to? Because that’s the collective IQ right here.
Huge crowd forming for the Trump rally in Ohio tonight.
Crowd chanting: “USA, USA, USA!” pic.twitter.com/bKi0MBfr9x
— Election Wizard (@ElectionWiz) June 26, 2021
Yeah, waiting for the Manhattan DA to drop those charges on the Trump Org, ostriches.
Ohio waiting for Trump! pic.twitter.com/7t0atElrRZ
— 🇺🇸☔⛈runningaway2020⛈☔🇺🇸 (@runningaway2020) June 26, 2021
Having all of them in one place is really convenient for the Feds, though. You know, if they’d just show up.
You can find domestic terrorists, racists, and brainwashed fascists at the Trump rally. #TrumpRally
— Mayo (@MayoIsSpicyy) June 26, 2021
The one great thing about all of these people who love being terrible more than they love America is that it’s super easy to drag them, which is how Twitter is coping with both the extreme heat this weekend as well as the extreme stupidity the MAGA faithful continues to exhibit. Here’s a roundup of some of the pre-rally roasts.
Donald Trump’s having a “I got 2nd Place” celebration rally in Ohio. Lame #TrumpRally
— Kevin ☕️🎶 (@KevinSixx13) June 26, 2021
Heads up Ohio: A terrorist is coming to your state this weekend. Terrorist Donald Trump -the man behind the Jan 6 terrorist attack on our Capitol–is heading to a rally in Ohio. All who attend must be considered pro-terrorism, anti-American. #TrumpRally
— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@DeanObeidallah) June 26, 2021
So nice of Trump to have another #TrumpRally to help the FBI find many people they are looking for who were at the capitol on Jan 6.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) June 26, 2021
📌Any #TrumpRally must be treated as a national security risk.
— D. Earl Stephens ✍️ (@EarlOfEnough) June 26, 2021
Can you imagine having a life so bereft of meaning that you line up 12 hours early to sycophantically worship a man who has complete contempt for you?
If you can, you're at a #TrumpRally
— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) June 26, 2021
— T👻r👻 D🐈⬛bl💀n 🎃🧙🏻♀️ (@taradublinrocks) June 26, 2021