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[COMMENTARY] Lauren Boebert Didn’t Know She Could Attend State of the Union

[COMMENTARY] Lauren Boebert Didn’t Know She Could Attend State of the Union

There are myriad reasons why “#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb” trends so regularly, it auto-fills for you even if it’s your first time using it. MAGA Mean Girl Rep. Lauren “Squeaky” Boebert (Q-CO) is apparently Google-phobic along with being xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, and truth-phobic.

Despite “working” in Congress, Squeaky seemed to be unaware that she’s totally allowed to attend President Joe Biden’s upcoming State of the Union speech while she was cringingly flirting with Jesse Watters during a Fox News interview on Friday. I mean, we know she doesn’t want to sit in another boring assembly when she could be making out with her boyfriend behind the local trade school, but at least she could use it as a reason to whine to her fellow Trump Brain Trust member for clickbaits.

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Boebert told Watters that just 25 members of each chamber of Congress would be able to attend the address. “You know, Biden’s got this big State of the Union. Are we going to be able to see your faces? I want to be able to see Bernie [Sanders] falling asleep,” the Fox News host said.

Watters said that the District of Columbia had dropped indoor mask-wearing requirements and Boebert pointed out that masks were still required in the House of Representatives. However, all 535 members of the House of Representatives and the Senate will be invited to the State of the Union speech, according to a memo from the House sergeant-at-arms on Thursday. Those attending in person will have to submit a negative PCR test one day before the speech and wear “a high quality, properly fitted, medical-grade filtration mask (KN95 or N95) at all times,” according to NPR. People attending will also have to “adhere to social distancing guidelines regarding seating separation distances” and guests will not be permitted this year.

In other words, she can go if she can follow the rules. Which Squeaky hates to do, don’t you know. She also hates to have to walk her lies back, because it makes her extra dizzy.

I don’t particularly care if she goes, because she won’t treat the President with the respect he deserves, and she should probably just stay home and make her kids pump her yet another red cup full of Old Milwaukee from the pony keg she keeps next to her gun arsenal/medicine cabinet.

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