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[COMMENTARY] Jan 6th Capitol Rioters Called Nancy Pelosi’s Office to Ask About ‘Lost & Found’ Items

[COMMENTARY] Jan 6th Capitol Rioters Called Nancy Pelosi’s Office to Ask About ‘Lost & Found’ Items

There’s stupid, and then there’s MAGA stupid.

“We won big with the poorly educated,” Donald Trump famously said on the 2016 campaign trail. “I love the poorly educated!” And he should, because he’s literally nothing without his willfully obtuse base (“I like the way he talks because he talks like me!” said an Arizona MAGAt at the Trump ego rally Saturday night, and yes, it IS actually possible to cringe with your entire body). Aside from continuing the delusion that Trump won in 2020, he’s got QAnon fans who think JFK Jr is still alive and tend to use the term “colored people” when denying their racism.

TOPSHOT – Richard Barnett, a supporter of US President Donald Trump sits inside the office of US Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi as he protest inside the US Capitol in Washington, DC, January 6, 2021. – Demonstrators breeched security and entered the Capitol as Congress debated the a 2020 presidential election Electoral Vote Certification. (Photo by SAUL LOEB / AFP) (Photo by SAUL LOEB/AFP via Getty Images)

 

So it’s not surprising that the Brain Trust which assembled for Trump’s January 6th rally and then used the Capitol as a toilet to set on fire got big mad when they realized they left some of their toys behind. But they really have taken the MAGA mouthbreathing to a new level now, because it’s not just that they realized they forgot to take their weapons, they called NANCY PELOSI’S OFFICE to see if there’s a Lost & Found box under her desk or something.

Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD), who sits on the House Select Committee and was also an impeachment manager the second time around, told Business Insider all about the calls, which I’m sure was all kinds of comedy gold in those dark hours after the Capitol was cleared. They left their real names and phone numbers. It’s astonishing, yet not at all shocking. These are DUMB PEOPLE.

Yeah, Tucky, I feel you. I mean, if I schlepped all the way to Washington to dismantle democracy by trying to assassinate the Vice President and the Speaker of the House, I’d probably be a little miffed if I accidentally left all of my bear spray behind. Hey, that stuff isn’t cheap!

These geniuses were already calling up on January 7th asking for their stuff. Can you imagine? “Yeah…um…I was there yesterday? And while I was going through Speaker Pelosi’s private papers, I think I dropped my taser and my ID? Could you, like, look under her desk?”

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The stupid, it burns white-hot with the intensity of a billion suns. These are the same people who teased the kids in the gifted and talented program in middle school because being smart isn’t as nearly as cool as being a sheep shitting all over the Capitol floor.

Please, I implore you to vote for smart people. The willfully obtuse poorly educated minority in this country have had their fun, but the Trump Show is over and it’s time for all of them to go home. Just make sure they have all of their weapons first.

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