[COMMENTARY] Greene and Boebert In Qatfight As Trump’s Inner Circle Implodes

You know how we all think Lauren “Squeaky” Boebert and “Perjury” Taylor Greene are total insurrectionist besties? I mean, we’ve all seen the pic of them heckling President Biden’s State of the Union speech, a moment that perfectly captures their MAGA Mean Girl essences while also making them look like the worst attraction at Sea World Mar-A-Lago. They’re really lucky Adam Kinzinger didn’t throw some sardines their way while they were barking the alphabet and slapping their flippers together for the crowd.

WASHINGTON, DC – MARCH 01: U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) scream “Build the Wall” as U.S. President Joe Biden delivers the State of the Union address during a joint session of Congress in the U.S. Capitol’s House Chamber March 01, 2022 in Washington, DC. During his first State of the Union address Biden spoke on his administration’s efforts to lead a global response to the Russian invasion of Ukraine, efforts to curb inflation and bringing the country out of the COVID-19 pandemic. (Photo by Evelyn Hockstein-Pool/Getty Images)

But it turns out there can only be one Regina George of the GQP, and it seems Squeaky and Madge are currently not sitting together at lunch because they’re fighting over which one of them is better at being the worst. At the moment, it looks like Lil Lauren is trying to hoist herself up on a horse that’s just a little too high for her. Maybe Uncle Ted can give her another special boost, though.

#SqueakyBoebert is full of Daddy issues, so she probably does all the dirty things Heidi won't

— Tara Dublin 🇺🇦🌻 (@taradublinrocks) February 2, 2021

Apparently Squeaky “detests” being associated with Greene. She’s also viewed more as a team player, Republicans told Politico, I guess because she still has Committee assignments while Greene is too busy trying to duck a perjury charge in her home state. Dumb and Dumber being at each other’s throats isn’t helping anyone, especially now that the House Select Committee is preparing letters to send to all of the inside traitors who tried really hard to keep Trump in office.

do you know how much I would pay to watch Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert tussle?! I’d be in that conference room like pic.twitter.com/atRRR2aCVX

— jackson🪩 (@jacksonknightt) April 29, 2022

I don’t need to watch them eat each other, I have a delicate gag reflex. But it’s pretty tasty to know there was a huge Qatfight between them over Madge hanging out with white nationalist Nick Fuentes back at the Nazi-er CPAC along with Paul Gosar and everyone else in the Qrazier faction of the QAnon Qaucus. Greene had faced criticism from a few of the less Qrazy members of the GOP for attending but claiming she didn’t know Fuentes.

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert ‘hate’ each other and 'had to be separated during a heated argument pic.twitter.com/ziqsnrPsDz

— Breakingtrendsnews (@Breakingtrends1) April 29, 2022

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Sadly not recorded for us to consume with a metric ton of popcorn, the Qonfrontation between the two MAGA Brain Trust members blew up to the point where another unnamed lawmaker had to step in to de-escalate the situation, according to Politico. Three people close to the House Freedom Caucus confirmed the back-and-forth to Politico, which took place during a board of directors meeting last month.

Marge Greene has no memory of saying, “this is our 1776 moment” in a Newsmax interview on J5, and no memory of talking to Lauren Boebert about that. pic.twitter.com/JwDqq43Low

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) April 22, 2022

It’ll be interesting to see how things play out once the House Select Committee sends out that next round of letters to the whole militia Qlique, because it may just be a race to see who can get behind the wheel of that bus first.

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