[COMMENTARY] Delete Your Account, Matt Gaetz
Oh, Matt Gaetz, why are you still tweeting?
Your words are a shovel digging your already deep grave even deeper. With every tweet and retweet, you just call more attention to the fact that you not only participating in the sex trafficking of teenage girls, you also showed off nude photos of the prostitutes you paid via Apple Pay to your Congressional colleagues. When you’re taking advice from Roger Stone, are you in a good place in life? Spoiler: No, you very much are not. This needs to be you from now on:
You’ve tried to pull everyone you can down with you, from Tucker Carlson to your own father. Meanwhile, your pal Donny Two Scoops hasn’t done a thing to help you, Rick Putz. As I write this on Saturday, #MattGaetzIsGoingToPrison is trending along with a bunch of other “Matt Gaetz Is” hashtags that pop up automatically. Stringing them all together, Matt Gaetz is a drunken traitorous tool in trouble for being a perverted Florida Man.
Breaking via Daily Mail: House Republican Matt Gaetz is expected to be indicted within next few weeks as former Florida official Joel Greenberg is said to have turned on him over sex trafficking of a minor.
— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) April 2, 2021
And that’s the nicest way to say Matt Gaetz is being hung out to dry by his former co-trafficker, Joel Greenberg. Greenberg is singing so loudly, we could mount a production of “Florida Mann Act: The Musical”. When Twitter drags you this effectively, why would you keep hanging around?
If you feel like you're behind in life, just remember:
Matt Gaetz didn't get a high school girlfriend until he was almost 40! 😂
— Jeras Ikehorn (@JerasIkehorn) April 3, 2021
Here is a voicemail recording of Matt Gaetz and Joel Greenberg leaving a creepy message for Democratic State Rep Anna Eskamani, who they barely know. It’s clear Gaetz needs to resign. pic.twitter.com/ajrJReOZiX
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) April 2, 2021
weird how Matt Gaetz's only defenders are the half-dressed degenerate wrestling coach and the space laser lady. why haven't we heard from the guy who wants to quote-unquote 'date' his own daughter
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) April 3, 2021
Weirdest thing about the Matt Gaetz scandal is that there's no Matt Gaetz-type figure around to hit all the shows making wild and over-the-top defenses of Matt Gaetz.
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 3, 2021
If you’ve ever wondered where the Republican Party draws the line, it’s apparently only whenever anyone can show proof of statutory rape. They’ll otherwise make all kinds of inappropriate jokes over rumors about being rapey on the downlow.
If Matt Gaetz communications advisor quit over ethical reasons, what were the reasons he took the job in the first place?
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) April 3, 2021
There’s just so much out there on Molesty Matt Gaetz and it’s all catching up to him. The schadenfreude is real. I hope his teenage victims are in a safe place and getting the support they need.
And I hope we get a televised perp walk, because we’ve earned that. Byeeeee Drunky, we won’t be speaking well of you once you’re gone.
Drunky, please. This needs to be your final tweet & lasting legacy, because #MattGaetzIsGoingToPrison no matter how desperate you get, you traitorous rapey criminal #DeleteYourAccount #FloridaMannAct https://t.co/jLPLPaiU3r
— Leftist Commentator Tara Dublin (@taradublinrocks) April 3, 2021