While constantly whining about “muh freedumbs” all the time on her Twitter account, Rep. Lauren “Squeaky” Boebert (Q-CO) loves to dispense hypocrisy disguised as advice. The problem is, she also paid someone to take her fourth GED for her while she was apparently burning up enough campaign mileage to circumnavigate the globe a few times, so there are big gaps in her ability to comprehend and retain facts and truth.
For example, Squeaky can’t seem to grasp the basics of the horrendous law in Florida known as “Don’t Say Gay,” I guess because it’s just a little too bumpy at the back of the bandwagon to keep her phone steady while she lipreads her tweets.You know, just some casual transphobia from a sitting member of Congress. Also, Republicans are never funny. At least, not intentionally, because Twitter certainly gets plenty of laughs at their expense.
Big congratulations to Lauren Boebert for figuring out how to spell ‘CEO’ correctly.
All those hours spent with the Unolingo app have paid off. pic.twitter.com/LcGvIURPLq
— connectpoliticditto. (@cpoliticditto) April 26, 2022
Remember, this is the same political mastermind who apparently never watched anything Disney-related before it was a political talking point. Never one to shy away from stepping into an issue that she doesn’t fully understand, Klannie Oakley tweeted this: “Next year, the woke Disney lobbyists will ask Congress to extend Micky Mouse’s trademark. I think not.”
Lauren Boebert was recently mocked on Twitter for misspelling “Mickey Mouse” as “Micky Mouse” in a tweet sent from Boebert’s official government Twitter account. pic.twitter.com/6AA8S6Q2Vd
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) April 8, 2022
Maybe she got Mickey Mouse confused with Micky Dolenz, who is a Monkee, not a Mouse. But Squeaky’s stupidity isn’t something I want to spend too much time thinking about, I have my own brain cells to protect here. But ANYWAY, now she has the perfect solution for you if you don’t like how hateful the real Florida has become.
If you don't like Florida's laws protecting kids from doing irreversible damage to their bodies, then build your own Florida.
— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) April 23, 2022
Of course, Squeaky has no idea what the bill is actually for. It has nothing to do with gender reaffirming surgery. But since it’s about education, not medical care, it’s extra confusing for someone who believes in guns, God, and going after Nancy Pelosi during an insurrection. At least Twitter was right there to let her know that #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb, as they usually do anyway.
I raised my hand to swear an oath to the Constitution the first time in 1983. My paternal family line served in every American conflict but a few from the French and Indian war to Iraq including a Minuteman who answered the Lexington Alarm. We're patriots. Lauren is a troll. pic.twitter.com/5BMJGOWaV5
— Fred Wellman (@FPWellman) April 26, 2022
Sorta like, of you don’t like the results of a lawful election, just incite an insurrection, huh, Lauren?
— KD 📚🌎🌊🇺🇸🌻 (@kdnerak33) April 23, 2022
Best way to protect Florida’s children is to make sure your husband stays out of the state.
— bob clendenin 🇺🇸 (@bobclendenin) April 23, 2022
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb she doesn't realize she's catatonically asleep.
The Whining… pic.twitter.com/xk3KdY6WM6
— Luiz Lemuz (@luizlemuz) April 26, 2022
— Always A Jersey Girl❤️🌊 (@BldheartLib) April 26, 2022