[COMMENTARY] Boebert Belittled Buttigieg, Then Begged Him For Bridge Bucks

Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO via Ted Cruz’s secret underground lair) has a history of throwing around a lot of slurs when going after Democrats while also having a shady past that includes some seriously doctored campaign finance records and a rap sheet. Her Islamophobia is using more out front, but it looks like homophobia has come back with a vengeance and just might overtake it.

Last year, Boebert bragged that she gave birth in a truck as a way to insult the Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg, for taking “maternity leave” to “figure out how to chest feed” his children. She said he wasn’t doing his job and accused him of making an “R-rated” movie with Jeff Bezos instead. Reminder: Lauren Boebert’s husband is a registered sex offender, and both of them have been arrested for physically abusing each other, plus Lauren abandoned one of her kids after an ATV accident to avoid responsibility. FAMILY VALUES PARTY LIKE WHAT!

But like every dumb bully who picks on a smart kid, Squeaky has had to now approach him for a favor. No, she doesn’t need him to write her English paper for her (she already paid someone to take her fourth GED for her, silly!), but she does need a whole bunch of money to build a bridge in her district. Weird how someone who didn’t vote for the Infrastructure Bill now expects to benefit from it, but hey, that’s a Republican for you.

Our two-month-old son was on a ventilator at the children's hospital when you attacked my husband for being with his family. I watched him take calls and Zooms from our hospital room all day, managing crisis after crisis while our son's heart monitor beeped in the background. pic.twitter.com/zRkLiAANgV

— Chasten Buttigieg (@Chasten) June 22, 2022

If this was an 80s teen movie, the kid getting bullied would make the bully do a lot of stuff before doing them a favor, and then they’d be best friends by the school carnival or whatever, but I don’t see that happening here. Even if Buttigieg designates the requested $33 million for the bridge, he won’t be doing it for Bobo, but for the people of her district who deserve so much better than her.

Lauren Boebert wrote a letter to Pete Buttigieg demanding $33.1 MILLION in funding from the infrastructure bill that she voted against. A furious Texas Paul has some things to say about it… pic.twitter.com/aAY0bbidRU

— MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) June 20, 2022

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Which reminds me, Squeaky’s primary is coming up on the 28th. Really hoping she gets the full Madison Cawthorn treatment, and I’ll leave it there for now.

So for those of you playing the home game, @repboebert sent a letter to Transportation Secretary Buttigieg asking for grant $ for a project in her district despite 1) voting against the infrastructure bill that funded it & 2) accusing him of 'chest feeding' #copolitics

— Laura Chapin (@LauraChapin) June 15, 2022