Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on Monday signed a sweeping voting overhaul bill that establishes a new election police force — giving his administration a new way to probe election crimes. Or, control them, is the way I see it. Because Florida.
Election fraud is an exceedingly rare problem that has become a focal issue for some Republican voters because Donald Trump can’t accept loss. So his MAGA minions have decided to make things worse instead of better by pretending rules and laws don’t apply to any of them and they’ll just make up all of their own news laws now, because Florida.
Ron DeSantis is doing everything he can to convert the swamp filled with alligators and cocaine shaped like a dong into the Old West. Who needs money for state assistance programs? Who needs the same dumb laws all the other states have? Not Florida! They’re gonna Florida the hell out of Florida until they can’t Florida any longer, because it’s fully underwater from ignoring climate change.
I grew up poor, Black and female in the South. Not a lot of folks gave me a chance to do much of anything.
But here I am today, running to represent the great state of Florida in the United States Senate.
— Val Demings (@valdemings) April 26, 2022
So, Ron DeathSantis, you’ve *checks notes* taken away body autonomy from women and those who identify as women, negated the existence of the LGBTQIA+ community, and ended the public conversation about race, so what are you gonna do now? And we know you’re not going to Disney World, DeathSantis! I hope you’re prepared for your kids to hate you when they’re old enough to understand you.
Republicans gave historic tax giveaways to the ultra-rich.
Now, DeSantis is shifting Disney’s tax burden onto Floridians and framing it as a “punishment” — and the richest man is buying the “town square” and they’re framing it as a win for “freedom.”
They are not on your side.
— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) April 26, 2022
Ron is just going to make his own Election Police Force so they can all decide who they want to do the most Florida and from where. What could possibly go wrong, except literally everything?
— Democracy Docket (@DemocracyDocket) April 26, 2022