[COMMENTARY] All In the Trump Crime Family: Daddy Donald ‘Annoyed’ By Jr’s Girlfriend
Call her Kimmy Golddigger.
According to new reports, Donald Trump is furious with human remora Kimberly Guilfoyle, the girlfriend of oldest son Don Jr., and has reportedly told close aides he finds her “annoying.” Whatever would make him say such a thing?
Guilfoyle is a former Fox News personality who was formerly married to Gavin Newsom (good work cutting that loose, Gav) and was fired over sexual harassment claims. She almost broke the internet in the worst way after her 2020 GOP Convention appearance where she seemed ‘altered’ and ended her shrieking speech by screaming “THE BEST…IS YET…TO COME!” while looking at something bright and shiny on the ceiling. She’s also caused a ripple within the GOP during the 2020 presidential campaign for bragging that she would give lap dances to “big money” donors. And then Guilfoyle made it worse when she recently latched on as a campaign aide to controversial Missouri Republican Eric Greitens who is seeking the U.S. Senate seat being vacated by Sen. Roy Blunt (R).
Playbook: Aides told Playbook that Trump has been openly griping that his son's girlfriend, Kim Guilfoyle, joined Eric Greitens' Senate campaign. And he's becoming increasingly short with Guilfoyle.
"Trump thinks Greitens is problematic, and that Kim is annoying." @playbookdc
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 9, 2021
Republicans aren’t supporting Greiten’s run since he was forced out as Missouri governor in 2018 over sexual abuse and blackmail allegations involving his then-mistress, and Trump views the former Navy SEAL’s run for office as a problem for the Republican Party seeking to reclaim the U.S. Senate. Which is ironic, considering he’s guilty of the exact same things as Greiten, but why get mired down in pesky details?
ohh..Guilfoyle spoke with Ali january 5 pic.twitter.com/LhkiAUpb2B
— ThomasS4217 (@ThomasS4217) July 7, 2021
The Florida Retiree has no intention of endorsing someone with the same exact kind of shady track record as his own, and he views Guilfoyle’s association with him as an opportunity for both of them to trade in on the Trump name without his approval.
You're paid $180K a year to date Don Jr, Kimmy Golddigger. And we know you spend it all on plastic surgery to turn yourself into Melania 2.0 so Uday can pretend he's banging his stepmommy while high on cheap coke #TrumpCrimeFamily https://t.co/u3JqaPiJBo
— T👻r👻 D🐈⬛bl💀n 🎃🧙🏻♀️ (@taradublinrocks) July 9, 2021
With the Trump Organization facing charges in New York, it’s also possible Guilfoyle could be subpoenaed as a character witness, and Trump knows she knows too much about the family’s inner workings. Maybe screen your kids’ mistresses better, pally.
Alternative Headline:
“Accused Sexual Harasser, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Working for Accused Sexual Harasser, Eric Greitens, Annoys Accused Sexual Harasser, Donald Trump.” https://t.co/WZZya5rFWi
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) July 9, 2021