Cravenly opportunistic Ohio Senator and eyeliner enthusiast J.D. Vance's campaign of kissassery has finally paid off for him.
Vance, who once compared Donald Trump to Hitler, was announced as Trump's VP pick on Monday to kick off the Republican National Convention's Week-Long Project 2025 Prayer Meeting in Milwaukee.
Here are some fun things to remember about the fake MAGAt who's going to be humiliated at his debate with Vice President Kamala Harris:
Vance lied about "not having any connection" to the Heritage Foundation when he gave a speech there.
Vance scrubbed his Twitter of all his anti-Trump tweets from 2016 when he learned he couldn't win in Ohio without MAGA votes
Vance's acceptance of the VP slot means he's fine with Trump being a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist who committed crimes against the United States
Vance is going to lose his VP debate to Kamala Harris so spectacularly, future generations will study it to learn how not to debate.
Vance will humiliate Trump every day he tries to avoid talking about Project 2025 and the Epstein Files.
Someone who's definitely not Donald must've borrowed Melania's Truth Social password to drop this garbage created by ChatGPTrump:
"After lengthy deliberation and thought, and considering the tremendous talents of many others, I have decided that the person best suited to assume the position of Vice President of the United States is Senator J.D. Vance of the Great State of Ohio. J.D. honorably served our Country in the Marine Corps, graduated from Ohio State University in two years, Summa Cum Laude, and is a Yale Law School Graduate, where he was Editor of The Yale Law Journal, and President of the Yale Law Veterans Association. J.D.’s book, “Hillbilly Elegy,” became a Major Best Seller and Movie, as it championed the hardworking men and women of our Country. J.D. has had a very successful business career in Technology and Finance, and now, during the Campaign, will be strongly focused on the people he fought so brilliantly for, the American Workers and Farmers in Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Ohio, Minnesota, and far beyond…."
LOL, ok whoever. Good luck with that.
Trump was also officially nominated, what an amazing recovery since Saturday, huh? Nothing weird about any of this, just keep normalizing all of it.
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