There is so much that you men don’t know about women that someone could fill an encyclopedia-sized book cluing you in. Actually, I’m sure someone has. But why buy a book about it when you can get the low-down right here on your device screen? I’m here to help you, boys: here is what you don’t know about women.
Number Ten: We Can’t Keep Secrets. So don’t even try it. The average time a woman can hold onto a secret is 47 hours and 15 minutes. What does that mean for you? Don’t tell us anything you wouldn’t want our best friend, our best friend’s boyfriend, and basically everyone else to know.
Number Nine: We Spend a Lot of Time Getting Dressed. It’s basically a requirement of being a woman; we can never decide what to wear! We spend hours trying on outfits that we hate to find the perfect one. Women spend about a year of their lives figuring out what to wear. But don’t stress about it, it’s all for you!
Number Eight: Divorce is Scary. Divorce for anyone is no walk in the park, but women feel a lot of pressure when it comes to marriage. For many, divorce is a pressing fear that sometimes prevents us from taking the step to marriage. However, the youngest woman ever to be divorced was only ten years old, and we aren’t her! So life is okay.
Number Seven: You Pushed us to Wear Heels. We will never forgive you. Men began the trend of wearing high heels as early as the 1600’s. The fashion statement was adopted by women to promote equality. Since then, the fad stuck for women and is now promoting the idea that anything men can do women can do better. You have to admit, we know how to work them.
Number Six: We Might be Allergic to Your “Essence”. Modern studies have shown that it is not very uncommon for a woman to be allergic to a man’s sperm. In fact, it is a condition that affects more than 40,000 women in the U.S. It is completely normal, so try to be understanding about it.